Here's ur fuckin chapteBedroom watched Spounders Ass as he walk away,, but this thyme he dontawannafuk. He makes grimaceface and coughs and sneezes and goes inaide, and goes to watch his TV, to wash jerry springonioners /Jerememe kyle.
he sit w remote pressin buttons n clickers but it still don't work.
"WHY??!??!!2" bredbinnerl say, looking at the super massive smasheiedd Holle in the screen.
He thinks aboot Ryan and YupuyypyyuoyuuohbgfswrftthatssomegoodgdstuffriiuggtthereeMmmmmmmhmm rightygythereyelloejellofish
"Righty-hoe!" He screams to himself, jumping out of the sofa and to his door ass door.
"678nine...10!"And Ryan is @ the aforementioned boy's fucking shitey door. (ryebread not spoon)
He chaps politely on the aforementioned door, , , !nae answe. so he tries again, collectin his foOT and CRaSHinG it threw the dooreo, as it slammmmmmmmhams to the grund.
Pete. is lying. -(is. the.mostfun. Hueheyeueh)u - on the grund. w squirty crememe all. Over his lipsytips.
""Whow.""
Yeas. whow.w
Berniedom jumps over to pit and licks the squirtie iSNT SQUITRYCREMEMEMEMEM
"EWWWWWWŴWWEWWEWWWWWWŴWWEWWEWWWWWWŴWWEWWEWWWWWWŴWWEWWEWWWWWWŴWWEWW. I don liek_•"
He looks at Peeta longingly ."" rabbits."
What a shame. A dogy had bit him and given him rabbits .
Sysang him ansong "Why chimed in w a happy you woollies ever heard of yousing the god damn force no"
As he stroked sloppily Petes big, sexy, sweaty, sloppy foerhaed. Then he got his big ass sloppy gloppy lipsynips and smooched a wet kiss on the sweaty fourhe'd.
He call 999991 w his samesung and say there a dead man and say there a-dress. Then he leave for George Runny Nose III.
"B-Bre- br anus?"
Branalden spin round w his watery eyes zoom in on the dead body, he cough loudly, "" th-*sNIFF* that's me" I called the analmbulanky for u pet, it will be cumming soon."
"That is what she sed" piehole smile.
Brenz sobs.
"I love emu, pee.
"I love emu 2, bof. But rye bread rypunny nose is in love w u, u must go 2 the emoji twat"
"I love Ryan too. I wanna him 2 spent the rest of his emo lyf w me"
The analmbulanky people come in n carry peestick away on a bed. "He's waiting for you in St-"
And then the doors shut past peef and cuts him off. Bdo Rush ootside, 🍭"WHAT DID YIOU Syay. I RLU WANNA FIND TYAN.!" But pee had blacked. out.
and that is.hwo Pete wentz become in a coma
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A little shortre this one eh? Nearly as tiny as billi joes dick.
but DONT PANIC . ref ref ref red
Bec THERE IS MORE TO CUM.
IF U FAVE MY STORY.
GOAL: 98,000,000. Mmmmmjust a s a starter,point.🚘🚥😍😎😜😝👶🏻👶🏻👦🏾👎👍🏿🙈🙈🙈🙈🙊🙉🙉🙉🗾
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Berdnoo's big day™
Fanfictionthe tail of bedrnoo and his TV (Trigger warnin u may want to have intercourse with spermcor or rydo after READIN. more thn usul)
