So I'm trying something new today :) I'm going to start the fanfic properly. It was meant as a joke at first, but now it really tugs at my heart strings and I'd love to bring another Ryden fic into the world with my own thumbs. There's just not enough already ;) Let me know what you think, just keep in mind I don't know if I can reply to all 56479 of you 🇧🇹🙋🏽😋😋 hahaha cheeky 😄😜
sleep tight and clipn yer taenoils muffingargles :D
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When he gets back, ry has fixed his yele.tv)
"Omg lol" Ryan has fixed the TV so Brendon says
He observeve the lil crumbs on the floors whit's his eyes. and then licks them up whits his tongue, senstitititivly and tentitititvely, reminiskent of the past times of spencer and him eating pizzass together with his legs
"Ugh time to put on su mblack mmmmmmmleggy panty skinnies as I hate my ligef,"?!" And I have ugly bangs
He is so fuckignwjs ugyl emo weabo filth he tried to set himself on fire, but he never burns burns burns so he had a depressed masterbarsed
He really feels like a cheekah wee mastebatitin but alas ,, sponok chaps on his door once again
"heLLO WHAT TIME IS IT?"syrupjuicer
"It's about seventeen ninety ei-"brohe
And before he knew it he was drowinnin in spunky 's slobbery slavia.
Ew spank get ur ugli lips off me " "have yo eve r realsi red the mumber eight is only number in alphabetical order
"â I donât understand Iâm a peasantâ
I sAID I DOnt wAnt
wot
I saID I doN
Brendon I don't kwnow what's ur string to say .
I saID
Totohpastee Garlick Toast FUCK
Idk idc what ur tryin to say booby Boyd yoorie but I want to run away with u to Moscow, brndohhhhgag, I want to stroke ur hair and swirly u into the toilet just like we did in the army
Hmhm I donât âwantâ to
Cmon at least just fuq me with ur leg and my cock and then I'll leave
Ummm. Is that how it . Works. Hm. Ok. :))
Really?
nopey mcnopeface " brend reJECTS
"Then spunky stabs Brendon in the heart :) squelch :) :£
Omg lol why u do that lmao
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah u weren't expecting that were u, loser now ur goin to die what a person of losing
But the last chapter said that Ryan crash drive drunk car how is that gon hapn noowo
Hm lmao yea oosp (mispelled)
Ahahahah oh u silly man
"Brendon hugs him, the knife head poking spencer loveingly in the chest as he does so"
Lol wait I stabbed u at the wrong side lmao omg lol Dm Bb u were supposed to die but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "Spank implies"
Oh omg lmao k Nice
Nice
Meat
"And at that v moment, Ryan crashes his car into the house drunk , rolling on the crumbs left that Brendons tongue forgot, oh and scratching up his wallpaper and the entire wall falls down. The roof falls down on them, the flats beneath him crumble to a busciut.
Ryan hyreroically pulls Brendon from thecrumbble.
"Oh Ryan.."
"Yh?"
"Can I borrow ur phone I should probably call my mumther I forogt my phone in starcocks.also I nearly died twice in ten minut"
"Ok sure
"Ur such a bottom fucking hell
"ExsqueeEeese me brbeodj the rye bread goes INTO the breadbin"""
"Yh I giousse". (muspelled(miswplee(nias(misspelled)
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A/n:special: also:I hate to ask but: please my wife is preegant;
Um sweaty:) werve nog reached our goal of 934 million. Yes it was mmmmmjust a starter point 🚨🚘🚦🚦🚦🚥🚦🚥🏁but I'd like to experience things BC of experiencing things to experience what iv not been able to experience experiencing
