So it seams the the worst album. Of w allL time was turned 10 today- yesterday- two days ag. More days ago now
A month
"Arse fever your cunt sweat off"
And ,,, isn't this,, exactly the worst album ever made with the most emo cunts. Praying for Rydern in a lap dance, and paying in tears.
Kthanksyiu.
TGis chap is not long :mm this chapt will be longest it is special Friday night episode
Hello let us start the chippy. Choppy chapter. Clip ya clip ya down tha taenoils
--:/:/:/:/:/:))))))))))) 👒🐽👓
So,, brenfodkernickem thinks.n
"It's somehthinbg beginning in st-. where Rice Ross is."
He whips out his Galcy ace sa,asmgysn pho.
"HELLO DEAR SPERMCELL"
"YES dear BREN-DONE (with) URI-SHIT"
"NO IT IS IMPROTANT TODAY."
"What brendmanchild?"
"I found out Ryan is! "
"CoolBye
NA SPEESH i need ur halp
"Oka. hav hundred dolla
"Thx
Np
Thx 4 being in the band n that too btw w/ ur chickn drumstick
"NAE bother
For ryan he checks He checks all places beginning w St by lookin on boogle maps ,
1. St Petersburg.
Nonrye an. ,':(
2. st Paul's. Catholicedranal in london
No petty smol ryens :/
Drei. St James,
Nobodyncos is doesn't eccists ;(
4. Stwall of China,
Funf. stpymrid of Giza.
Absoltuem,y lack of the lil emo cunt ) : <
It as Takenem DAys.
He cry every night and day and on the train and plain and busain
Bunty gets back w a tannsybboosk. Tan(. He is like fuckiGnf ORGAEN.N. ORAGENN. LIKE A RUCKNN TANGERINE like his caprL sun
He feel deflate.d he sigh.
He sigh louder again.
He sigh even louder like ascream as he walk in to Starbucks, where unbeknownst to him, RYAN FUCKEWUFNV ROSSS SITS PATIENTLY AFTER A WEEK AND A HALF WAITING ON BRENDON, in the sam seat.
Rydonkey was just about to smashedt his face against the wall 43 times and pluck his entire eyebrow off and tattoo fuck youon his forehead when
he sees a
pumpkin on legs walk in, with an aBRENDWfully big fortieehd, oh wait big forhed? That must be Bunty Boyurie!
"BRNEDON!"
They smell at each other from across the room, mayking eye contract. Though Once Deflated, BRNEDON is nowpumped agan. Of corsets
"RYYYYYYYYYYYYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOpAYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNog *breathes* RYAANNJJJSJSNANANQNQNQNQNANA ANGANANANASJTSRYJDURTURYF"
"You... love me?" Ryan quivers, his heart jumping to the very top of his dry throat. His Adam's apple leaping up with it hand in hand in overwhelming joy, bobbing at the height of happiness.
Brendon's whole body doing th same as he grab his own hand and pounce himself into the air in excitement,
"ZyES! ZI LOVE UO RYAN,! MORE THAN ANYTHING, I ONLY DUMP U BC U WERE BEINGNA N ANNOYING CUNT FOR A SEC BUT I REGRET IT THROUGHLY, IMMESNSLELY WITH every fIBER OF MY BE I NG, RYAN TAE ME BACK"
"No
"Wha
"Sto
"Giv me a chance to sp
"K- it's just- ur ugly and I don like ugly men. I like Pete men I mean hot men
"WHAT? U are not IN LOBV w pETE are YOu?"
"Um.. YES I AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I A M UTTERLY clingiNgly IN LOV W Pete Za Wentz SO FUCK OFF BC I AM EMOTIONALLY UNSTAPLE BC @Pee REFUSED MY LOVE."
"Um. Why the fUCK did could would he
"Dno. I must b too agy for him"
"Yh I gues"
~~~~~3 - D. ,?) ;/ piss
DUN DUN DUUNNNNN WHAT A FUCKINGAGHJI CLIFFBONER THIS TIME!
WHAYS GONNA HAPPENING?
Ry is in loving with Peter? Whatwy wheht
Starbucks? What a gay place to go Ryan is fucking gay
Will Ryan EVER drunk drive crash again? Oh wait dat next chepte
Sprig onion
Fuck
It's my birthing in a wekk, tomorrow🎺💥in two days 👍
Two days
YOU ARE READING
Berdnoo's big day™
Fanfictionthe tail of bedrnoo and his TV (Trigger warnin u may want to have intercourse with spermcor or rydo after READIN. more thn usul)
