To: mattberry727@gmail.com
From: maryberrysnowe@gmail.com
Cc/Bc:
Subject: Hey hey heyHey Mathew!
Happy birthday you doormat, hope your teacher doesn't give you too much homework on this momentous day. Enjoy your 15th birthday, 'cause it only comes around once.
Anyways, as much as you wish, I didn't email you just to talk to you, (God knows when that day will come.)
I need you to leave the keys out tonight because I'll be out late.See ya, old man.
Love, your fab sister!
-MarySent August 28, 2014 at 2:47 pm
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