To: mattberry727@gmail.com
From: maryberrysnowe@gmail.com
Cc/Bc:
Subject:
Hey,
Sorry for the mix up. My brother, Matthew must've given me the wrong email address. What a dishrag...
Oh well, hope I didn't freak you out.
Anyways I'm Mary, currently living in Vancouver and going to a stuck up private school, York house. My parents are making me go under the impression that it'll make me turn out all nice and perfect. I wonder if they realize it's too late...
What about you?
And no, I'm not a creepy stalker.
Hey there's this riddle I've been dying to tell someone, you mind?
Well I'm telling you anyways,
On Sunday, someone murdered a businessman. The detective interrogated 3 suspects.
The maid, the mailman, and the butcher.
He asked all of them the same question:
What were you doing on Sunday at 3:45?
The maid said, "I was making the bed."
"I was chopping meat." Exclaimed the butcher.
And the mailman replied, "I was delivering mail."
Who did it?
Anyways, bye!
-Mary
Sent September 1, 2014 at 3:54 pm
CZYTASZ
Dear Matthias
Novela JuvenilMatthias has no experience with girls or dating. He's never been in a relationship, and doesn't know even the basics of how they work. So how did he become somewhat of a relationship counsellor after being mistakenly emailed? Dedicated to the real M...
