Reality [Davekat]

"Best" Day Ever

I didn't stop running for even a second, no matter how much it hurt my legs.

'Aww the bitch is hurt! Is it going to sob it's little heart out?'

No matter how much they yelled, 'Get back here Vantas! We're not done yet!'

No matter how desperately my lungs needed air.... I didn't stop running.

==>

     Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, you are a JUNIOR at ALTERNIA HIGHSCHOOL and your grades are all over the place. You are also 17 YEARS OLD, turning 18 on the 24TH OF JUNE the first day of CANCER. I as a narrator should also mention to readers that you are ALBINO, though none of your classmates know that. You should be a SPY with how great you are at hiding your TRUE SELF. You would, well, I would tell the readers more about you but I am afraid you young man, dont have the time or patience for that, you have things to do.

Karkat, what will you do?

Karkat: Marry Dave ==>

Karkat cannot marry Dave. Who is Dave? He sounds like a tool. Did I mention you are also not Karkat?

What? ==>

'What?' is correct. It seems as though you are not Karkat, he is sleeping presently. Whoops?

Narrator: Be the Grumpy Fuckass waking up ==>

Who?

Narrator: Be Karkat ==>

You are now Karkat.

Narrator: Switch POV ==>

You are not the Narrator nor can you switch pov. You are Karkat and can only change, uh, not povs... Who the fuck is this 'Narrator' character anyways? 

Karkat: Be Narrator ==>

You are now the Narrator.

     Just kidding, you're not the Narrator, I am. Fuck knows what you'd do to my story if you were me, the Narrator, but that's beside the point. You're back quite early. Did you really miss me that much? Wow. I'm flattered. Not that I can blame you, I mean, I am one hell of a writer.

Narrator: Promptly Shut The Fuck Up ==>

Oh okay, fuck you too then dickweed.

Narrator: Switch POV ==>

     Is that really all you wanted? Fucking. Rude. Well fine, since I'm in a sort of forgiving mood, I guess I'll oblige, douchelord. Which point of view will it be?

First ==>

Alright. And you want me to "be" Karkat too is that correct?

Yes ==>

Fucking fine. You know what to do I presume?

Narrator: Be Karkat in the First Person POV ==>

I'm afraid you're going to have to specify when you wish to be Karkat. It's all about specifics Dear.

Narrator: Be Karkat, the Grumpy Fuckass waking up in First Person POV==>

You Are Now Karkat, The Grumpy Fuckass Waking Up In The First Person Pov

I groaned, waking up a bit and glaring at the obnoxious as fuck beeping from my alarm clock before throwing the thing closest to me at it, not very well though, the fucking pringles canister missed. Throwing shit at it was an occurring thing and that fact alone doesn't even begin to express how much hatred was mustered up towards it.