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(I HAVEN"5 EVEN WRITREN THIS AND I'M SCREAMING)

This story starts in 3rd person.

and it starts with our bottom bitch Mitch and our top Daddy Jerome in a plane.

"Jerome are you sure about fucking skYDIVING?"

"Of course I am but u know what's better?"

Mitch's mind settled in blank as he started at his boyfriend, pondering what he could possibly mean.

"sEX."

The Canadian nodded slowly, but realized Jerome turned him around- stripping him of his pants.

Meanwhile the pilot saw there gay actions- being distracted by how hot Mitch was 'n' Jerome's bIG FUCKING DACK he died.

SUDDENLY THE PLANE STARTED TO PLUMMET.

"MITCH WE'RE GONNA DIE."

"NO WE AIN'T."

Mitch suddenly had pushed Jerome out of plane, jumping with him.

"miTCH YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS."

"WAT."

"AIR SEX. AIR SEX. AIR SEX."

Jerome syLARTED TO FURIOUSLY FUCK MITCH AS THEY PLUMMETED TO EARTH.

"JESUS CHRIST YOUR DICK IS HUGE."

" I K NOW I TRAINED IT."

"HOW DO YOU TRAIN A DICK."

"EXPERTLY."

SUDDENLY MITCH NOTICED THAG THEY WERE ABOUT TO FALL IN WATER.

"OH NO."

THEN THEY FALL IN- AND THEY FLOAT UP TO THE TOP STILL FUCKING.

AJD THEN MITCH CUMS- AND WITU NEW STUDIES IT PROVES THAT SEMEN ATTRACTS DOLPHINS.

SO MITCH CLIMBS IN ONE AND JEROME ON THE OTHER, AND THEY SWIM AWAY WHILE JEROME FUCKS THE DOLPHINS BLOWHOLE.

AND THE DOLPHIN DI E S.

AND THEN JEROME DROWNS.

BUT NOT REALLY.

BUT MITCH THINK HE DID SO HE KILLS HIMSELF

AND WHEN JEROME COMES BACK HE FUCKS MITCH'S CORPSE AND TJEN DIES TOO.

THEN THEY FUCK AS GHOSTS IN HELL BECAUSE MITCH IS JUST A LITTLE BITCH AND DESERVES HELL AND JEOME F U C K E D A DOLPHIN.

AND DR MOTHER FUCKING PHIL SHOWS UP.

"MITCH RUN."

"I CAN'T."

"EHY."

"I'MBURNINGALIVE."

"DAMMIT HE'S GON' POST OUR NUDES ON PORNHUB."

AND THEN THE DOLPHIN THAT JEROME KILLED COMES BACK AND KILLS DR.PHIL.

"THANK YOU DOLGOIN"

"UMYOUR'RE WELCOME."

"WAIT RUN IT SOEAKS."

"DOLGPIMS DON'T TALK."

GYS I"/ I'M NOT BREATHINF

HELO

HELP

@JEROMESBURRITO

ARE YOU HAPPY

I'M SCREMAING