The Adventures Of Jayden and Oliver

To the Gym

I usually stay home when you go to the gym. Usually you won't let me come with. You always say things like 'I'll be back later I'm going to the gym with some friends' or 'Be back later, love!'.
You never gave me a reason and you sorta ignored the question when I asked.
Nothing's wrong with you working out, no. Your muscles are wonderful! Nice and firm, I can easily tell if your hugging me from behind.
Anyway, today you asked me if I wanted to go with you. You told be that there was a 'couple' thing tonight and all your friends were bringing their girlfriends.
I'm so glad you think of me as your datemate. We can do couple things!
Naturally I said yes, why wouldn't I go?
But now that we're here, I don't really know if I want to do all the working out stuff. There's lots of weights that seem too heavy for my small noodle arms. Lots of people looking at me. I felt uncomfortable.
I looked up at you and silently begged you to not make me do all the hard workouts.
There was a woman in a shirt that held the company's logo on it, she came up to you. "Oliver! Hello! Who's this?"
I instantly hid behind you.
"Aha, Anne this is Jayden."
"You do realize it's couple night, not bring a friend night?"
You chuckled a beautiful chuckle. Oh how I loved it when you laughed!
"This is my datemate" You stepped aside, exposing me to her. You grabbed my hand and smiled brightly.
"Er...."
"thanks Anne! We will be on our way."
You pulled me with you into the locker rooms of the gym. Then you pulled me into the boys locker room and opened a locker.
"Is it okay for you to be in here?"
"Uh..." I thought, today is a guy day, and not really getting too specific on genitals but I did belong in here, considering how some girls would feel if I was in their locker room. "Yeah it should be."
"okay, here" You handed me one of your tank tops and a pair of my shorts. "You can't really wear a long sleeve crop top and jeans," You said turning back to the locker. "you should change."
I changed and put my hair up. My legs were covered in bandaids. Hopefully I won't have to reveal those ugly cuts by taking the bandaids off.
*Some future advice Oli, don't run through the thorny bushes*
Once we left the changing room we started doing work outs.
We did things like stretches and cardio together, but soon enough you wanted to do lifting.
"Oli I can't lift things!"
I kept refusing.
"Jayden I'm not making you lift things."
And you never did make me lift things.
You did push-ups with me laying on your back, You did bar pull ups with me holding onto your front, You picked me up and lifted me like I was a pair of weights! You even did bench presses with me as a barbell.
Tonight was fun!
"Ready to go home?"
"yes"
We left with smiles on our faces, and once we arrived home, we showered and went to bed.
I cuddled up with you and dreamt about you and me.

what even is writing? How does one even write at all?