Joke Book!

28

1) I would make fun of you but I think you won't understand it

2)boy:k
girl: every kiss begins with k
Boy: Too bad ugly begins with you
Girl: ...
Boy: Apply cold water to that burn

3)girl: it makes my heart melt when two ugly people fall in love
Boy:So who's the lucky guy

4)At a restaurant-Would you like a table
Me:No not all. I came here to sit at the floor carpet for 5 please...

5) normal people: great comeback
Me: your face

6)how long did it take you to come up with that

7)I could eat a bow of alphabet and sh*t out a smarter statement than that

8)I fart to make you smell better