1)When I lose- "Who cares it's only a game"
When I win-"LOL!! IN YOUR FACE YOU LOSEEEE
2)turning off lights, and running upstairs so no one kills you
3)If Tumblr, Facebook, And twitter were subject, my parents will be so proud of me
4)A moment of silence for all those kids who can't wait to be teenagers because they think it's fun....
5) Dear teacher If I sit next to my best friend I'll whisper to her if you move me across the room I'll shout to her it's your choice.
6)police: THIS THE POLICE!!! OPEN THE DOOR NOW!!!
Me:Not with that attitude
7)Cool things happen when I don't have a camera.
8)I hate it when you have to be nice to person, but really you wanna throw a brick at someone!
9)We all have the teacher that says "Don't pack yet we have 24 seconds of class yet.
10)In school the only group projects ever taught me I hate People.
11)I'd rather volunteer myself for tribute in the hunger games than go to school tomorrow
12)"Are you free tomorrow" .... "No I'm expensive... Sorry
13)Me: hello 911 there's like a thousand dead people here
Police: Where are you?
Me: in the cemetery
Police:....
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