Dedicated to musaandthemelody
Because she's so sweet and kind and she makes me laugh! Go check out her book
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1)IN THE CAR:When a sad song comes on the radio, I stare out the window to act it out.
2)Stop moving... I'm trying to read your shirt
3)Coming home happy then someone simply RUINS EVERYTHING by yelling at you
4) You:*doing annoying thing*..
Friend:Stop it!
You:*do it one more time and makes evil smile*
5)That one moment when you know the answer and raise your hand but someone yells out the answer
6) those annoying 5 seconds when you have to wait to pour the soda again until the fizz goes down.
7)when I was little I used to hate sleep. Now I cherish ever hour of it
8)the walk of shame when you have to put something back because your mom said no
9)that WTF moment when you think your teachers absent, but she walk through the door.
10)that awkward moment when you spell something wrong, that autocorrect can't even fix it
11)I hate texting people first it makes me feel awkward, annoying and unwanted.(Me asf)
12)a morning text doesn't just mean ''good morning"it also means "I think about you when I wake up"
13)that moment when someone ask you a calculation, you count your fingers.
14)when you go to your friends out your like feed me B*TCH!!
15)admit it... You googled your self
16)A,B,C,D... Well I hadn't have B for like 4 questions I'll pick that!
17)hearing yourself on a recording and thinking is that what I sound like?
18)that feeling of EPICNESS when you draw a straight line without a ruler
19)that awkward moment when you see someone's zipper is down & you don't know to tell them or not or why you we're looking that low.
20)when I see a clown fish and your like "OMG THATS NEMO"!
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