Once Upon... |✔️

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Bold written by Wild_Things

Italic written by LivStilinski

Times New Roman written by Me.

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Once upon a time there was a big bad wolf. It was fighting with Tarzan. And the caterpillar wins. Suddenly Louis came in with a wrecking ball and crush the caterpillar. He jumped off the wrecking ball and smile triumphantly.

"I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!" He yelled as he licked the hammer. Calvino came out of the blue and slam the hammer into Louis's head and yelled:

"That's my hammer, puta!" Louis got up and took the hammer from Calvino.

"I called dibs on the hammer." Then Tarzan came out of nowhere and grabbed the hammer.

"It's Miley's" Suddenly Barney swing on a branch and eat Tarzan. Baby Bop came with her yellow blanket and smack Barney's head with it.

"You just had your lunch! You don't need to eat another human" Barney burped and muttered, "Sorreh."

Then a wound gushed out out across Barney's tummy as blood and guts flow out. Tarzan came out from his tummy with a knife on his hand.

"I'm back, bitches!" Big bad wolf and Louis stunned. Suddenly a swimming plane hit em all. Calvino came out of the plane, smirking when he saw that his plane hit all of them.

"DIE!!!" He said as he removed his shiny, black eyeglasses. He took off his pants as he shuffle and twerk at the same time, wiggling his booty. Baby Bop shrieked and covered her eyes.

"My virgin eyes!" Then Calvino started to whip. And then Calvino die of sudden heart attack. Baby Bop open her eyes and saw that everyone was dead. She cried. Then she collapse to the ground as her body decay like a rotten banana.

The End.

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313 words

Sept 21, 2015

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