(This is really how I thought when I was four! XD)
When my brother was born and came home for the first time, I asked my mom what it was. I expected her to say "That, my dear, is a walrus." I was prepared to say "But mom! You said you were having a baby! I thought she would reply "well, I thought I was, but I got a walrus instead." Actually, all she said was "your brother." And I said "Oh."
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