Just need to get this out. SHUT UP BIRD! (There is a bird literally sitting on the roof screeching every 3 seconds!) NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT! JUST GO ANNOY ANOTHER PERSON! IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I WILL PERSONALLY CATCH YOU, RIP YOUR WING OFF AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR BEAK SO YOU CAN'T SCREECH ANYMORE! *whacks wall near bird and bird flies away* much better.
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