A man had to get up at 5:00 for work. He poured his cereal and went to get his phone, which was in his bedroom. A random guy bust into the house, whipped out a gun and started shooting the cereal bowl and cabinet. The man rushed out of his bedroom to find the source of the noise, only to find the random guy holding a gun and grinning maniacally. The man asked "What on earth are you doing?" The random guy replied "I'm a cereal killer!" He then promptly ran off to the neighbor's house. The man leaned out the doorway to get a better view of the house. He heard gunshots. The upstairs light turned on and he could hear they were yelling something. He then heard the crazed voice of the guy say "I'm a cereal killer!" The man slowly went back into his house to get ready, making sure to lock the door.
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