A man picks up the phone. It's his doctor. The doctor says I've got bad news and terrible news. The man says tell me the bad news first. The doctor says you will only live for another 24 hours. 24 hours! the man thinks. what could be worse than that! Okay, tell me the terrible news. I've been trying to call you since yesterday! the doctor exclaimes.
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