1. That moment when your teacher is like "Stop talking!" when it wasn't you.
2. Setting your alarm for 6, waking up at 5:59, and lying back down for that sacred last minute of sleep.
3. When your teacher says "Alright kids, partner up!" and you and your best friend automatically look at each other like, "Are you really even gonna make me ask?"
4. You have zero friends in your biology class. Discretely open a pack of gum, and BOOM! Instant best friends everywhere.
5. When you discover a new song, are in love with it, play it nonstop all the time, and then get tired of it within a week.
6. Raising your hand in class periodically to hide the fact that you were daydreaming, and just praying the teacher doesn't call on you.
7. When the teacher from #6 does call on you and you just say "Well I was thinking...um, it's kind of like...shoot, I forgot what I was gonna say."
8. Freaking the f*ck out whenever you see an adult cry. Like, YOU'RE the one who's supposed to have your sh*t together here!
9. "Billy, did you do your homework last night?" *says something snarky back to teacher*
Me: *pulls out popcorn*
10. Trying to remember the dream you were just having when you wake up in the morning. Never works.
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The Random Book Of Randomness
RandomDo you ever get that feeling where you desperately want to upload something to Wattpad and then can't think of anything? Yeah. This book is about that.
