1. When people use homophones incorrectly. Call me Grammar Nazi, but if you can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're" by the time you get to high school, you're kinda screwed.
2. That one person who is so perfect and pretty and just generally has their sh*t together in life. Like, hello, please stop making me insecure about the fact that I'm a hot mess.
3. WHEN PEOPLE PUT THE TOILET PAPER ROLL FACING INWARDS. IT'S JUST WRONG.
4. When going onto a website, when someone actually takes the time to type "https://www." before the actual URL.
5. People of the universe: do not ever say "I axed her but she said no." If you say 'axed' instead of 'asked' I will be happy to physically demonstrate what 'axed' actually means. ON YOUR HEAD.
6. When it takes someone, like, 10 minutes to respond to your text message, and all they wrote was "k". How long could that possibly take?!
7. My parents (or for that matter, adults in general) trying to pretend they're our age. Like, you're 50, not 15. Stop cranking up "Fight Song" every time it comes on and telling me to "take a chill pill".
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The Random Book Of Randomness
De TodoDo you ever get that feeling where you desperately want to upload something to Wattpad and then can't think of anything? Yeah. This book is about that.
