1. Try to be cool. I know I mentioned this in Pet Peeves, but really, I could mention this 10 times with in this book and it still wouldn't be expressed enough. ARGGH!
2. Slut-shame us. Guys, you probably have no what I'm talking about here, but girls, have you ever tried walking out of the house to go somewhere and a parent (normally your mom) starts being like "You're wearing THAT out of the house? That's way too short/tight/low/small/fitted." Ugh!
3. Tell embarrassing stories of when you were a kid. Like, these stories are humiliating enough just knowing I did them. Must you share them with the entire family/my friends/future boyfriends?
4. Have no idea what the hell is going on when it comes to technology. My mom's actually kind of better at computers than I am, and she tends to be pretty up to date on what's up, but my dad can't figure out how to work a smartphone camera. I don't know whether to be mortified or just plain laugh. (Sorry -- love you Dad!)
Disclaimer: Other than that, adults are pretty okay, so don't go getting the wrong idea I'm one of those rebel kids who hate their parents or that I always am in trouble with authority. They can just get on my nerves sometimes!
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The Random Book Of Randomness
RandomDo you ever get that feeling where you desperately want to upload something to Wattpad and then can't think of anything? Yeah. This book is about that.
