Things I Hate About Being A Girl

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1) The (literal) pain of wearing a bra that doesn't fit.

2) Why is walking in heels so God damn hard? 

3) Bringing period supplies to the bathroom, and trying to hide them. (Why do we do this? It's not that big of a deal, people!)

4) In fact, just periods in general.

5) For those of us who wear makeup -- makeup. Enough said.

6) Breaking hair ties.

7) Speaking of which, when your hair tie is that awkward size where two loops is too loose, but three is too tight.

8 Having to put so much effort into shaving without cuts...

9) ...but you feel so socially awkward if you don't shave at all.

10) The nightmarish ball of jewelry you have to untangle whenever you want to wear any accessories whatsoever.

11) Shallow jean pockets.

12) Unless you waterproof your entire face of makeup, there is no such thing as crying gracefully. You will look like a melting panda regardless of how hard you try not to.


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