1) Claiming to have a phobia when they really just dod't like something. Like, I met a girl at sleepaway, and she claimed to have severe arachnaphobia. Like, if you really had a phobia of spiders, why the hell would you be at sleepaway camp -- outdoors -- for three weeks at a time?!
2) Saying bae. Ever. Self-explanatory.
3) Staying in school, even when you know full well you're sick, just so you "won't miss work" or "you want perfect attendance". If you get me sick, you're dead!
4) Calling yourself a nerd or a geek just to be a hipster. "Nerd" does not mean cool, girls!
5) Walking up escalators. What's the rush, dude?
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The Random Book Of Randomness
De TodoDo you ever get that feeling where you desperately want to upload something to Wattpad and then can't think of anything? Yeah. This book is about that.
