The Talk

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France: Admin have you had the talk?

Admin: I'm fifteen, of course I have.

France: Onhonhon, really?

Admin: .... I have two kids, yes I have.

England: WUT?!

Admin: ....

Iceland: Busted!

Admin: >////<

England: With who?!

Japan: *Sitting on couch with Wattpad open ready for some fanfictioning*

Admin: U-uh, Levi from Attack on Titan and King from 7 Deadly Sins.

England: Who?

Japan: *intense stare*

Admin: >////< Lin is seventeen and daughter of Levi, and Jarred is thirteen and is the son of King!

America: We don't do Kings >3>

Admin: I did! >:3

Japan: *even more intense glare*

France: onhonhon this Lin you speak of, is she pretty?

Prussia: She's taken by ze awesome me!

France: ;-; Didn't even get a chance.

Japan: Author-Chan! May I have a word prease.

Admin: *Nods*

Japan: Okay, these peopre you speak of. Aren't even rear.

Admin: >///< I know. But King doe! ^¬^'

Prussia: Who's he?

Ban: >3> Who are you, I just came to pickup Lin for our date.

Iceland: BUSTED!!!!

Admin: *pushes Iceland into random locker*

Iceland: Ah! Oou P!ATD!

Admin: :o I WANT IN!

Admin: *jumps into Locker*

Iceland: *leaves locker and locks me in*

Admin: Heeeyyyyy there's no panic at the disco! ;-;

Iceland: >:3

Everyone else: *confused*

I got bored and I'm not ashamed.

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