Hetalia Crack

Jokes.

Backstory: so this girl in front if me.in history asked if I wanted to hear a joke. So I'm telling you it but this girl is Alfred.

*WARNING! THERE IS MENTION OF SEX, STDS, AND SWEARING, IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS SKIP THE CHAPTER*

Alfred: Hey~ Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Hmm? Oh, uh, sure?

Alfred: Last night I took a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Me: *nods*

Alfred: Bubbles was the girl next door~!

England: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY!

Alfred: >3> It was a joke

England: Oh. . . Well, um. . .

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Them: *nods*

Me: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Them: Why?

Me: To meet someone! Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Them: Sure~

Me: It turned out to be your Bitch! Careful I'll be checking him tonight. Wanna hear another dirty joke?

Them: ....sure

Me: Nah, never mind. I don't have time I have to check myself if I caught anything your Bitch got.

Alfred: *snorts*

Me: :3

England: I don't get it, my Bitch is Alfred.

Me: We had fun last night though.

England: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY!!!!!

So anyway, England was played as the girls bf

America was the girl

I was me.

And replace gay with straight xD

That's basically what happen.

The joke they said I heard before, my joke I came up with off the top of my head.