Germany vs Potato

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I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS BECAUSE IM EATING A POTATO SUE ME!

Admin: *cooking a potato*

Admin: *singing* Potatoes! Potatoes! Gotta eat them cooked!

Germany: *arrives through pantry*

Admin: nuuuUUuUUUUU *Hits with frying pan* oh wait Germany!

Germany: Ow!!!!! Anyways! You eat potatoes BAKED!!!

Admin: *glares* how'd you just arrive from the pantry.

Germany: you called. You sang "Potatoes! Potatoes!"

Admin: oh...

Germany: Yep! Anyways! Baked.

Admin: PASTA! >:(

Germany: What?

Admin: PASTA! PASTA! PASTA!

Italy: *Arrives through Pantry* PASTA~

Admin: GERMANYS HERE!!

Italy: *tackles Germany* DOTISU!!!

admin: *Grabs potato and runs to bedroom*

Prussia and Austria: *sitting on my bed*

Admin: ..... *Throws glitter on them*

Austria: Oh... Oh no!

Admin: *runs to dinning room* *pokes potato with a fork*

Potato: OWIE! DADDY COME SAVE ME!!!!

Germany: IM COMING SON.

Admin: OKAY EVERYONE GET OUT, THIS IS TOO WEIRD! *Grabs potato and throws it outside*

Germany: *Jumps after it* SON!

Potato: DADDY!!!

Italy: *jumps after Germany* DOTISUUU!!!

Prussia: *Jumps after Germany* VEST! YOURE MY RIDE!!!

Austria: *chilling in my room*

Admin: So.... You wanna sing?

Austria: Alright fine by me.

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