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Cahptur Junn

Pineapple, Cola, and Mirror sit on the couch watching Professor Why. Today is a boring day, nothing interesting going on here when suddenly an explosion is heard outside. Edd, Tom, and Matt run outside. The neighbor's house was blown up.

"What the fuck." Tom facepalms. The soulless ginger screeches.

"Guys, look!" Edd grabs both by the hoodies and turns them. Standing in a smoke cloud, a mysterious figure appeared.

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--We now return to your regularly scheduled shoe--

"WHO'S THAT POKÈMON!" Glass screams.

"IT'S PIKACHU!" Tom yells.

The smoke fades away 69%, revealing that Pokèmon is TORD!

"FFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK" Pineapple kicks a random table that appears nearby, flinging it into space.

"Hello there fuckers," Enragement Tord says.

"Why the hell are you here I kicked you out of England." Tom complains.

"I do what I want mom!" Tord shrieks.

"Edge off the charts bro." Glass cuts his hand on Shitface's hair spikes.

"MY HAND ;;;;(((("

"DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING HORNS." EgorapTord yells. Floor Matt bursts into tears and the world starts to flood with his salty water.

Edd screams. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DROWN!"

Smirnoff pulls a giant drain plug out of the side of the world and Mirror's salty tears drain away.

"That's better." Cola sighs.

"Why did you blow up Eduarduard's house anyways?"  Pineapple asks the man.

"Because the Illuminati sent me out to kill them," He replies.

"What?" Edd questions him in a JonTron voice.

"They were planning to kill Obama and become the lizard government."

"oh, okay."

"Danks m8, we're saved. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Pineapple wonks.

"np bby (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ง"

"Did you just--" Mirror started but was cut off.. Like a light switch.

"No, That was your imagination." Torder Sauce responds quickly. The four men turn to look at the remains of Eduarduard's house, having heard moving rubble.

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