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"I'm bored!" Mirror complains.

"This is boring! You're boring!" He yells.

"It's time to stop." Smirnoff grunts. They watch the helicopter go down and hear their screams.

"OH SHIT THEY DEAD" Edd takes off.

"Jesus christ." Tom and Mirror run after him.

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"You okay, Shitface?" Paul was back to normal now.

"Yeah, but um.. does Patryk come back?" Tord questions.

"Hoodini!" Sparkles appear and once they fell to the ground Patryk was there.

"Screw youdini" Paul digs around in the helecopter's remains. Tord sits down and sad airhorns play.

"Rudedini" Patryk smacks Powl on the back of his head. Paul's head turns 180 degrees.

"U focking wot m8" Paul squints. Patryk backs away.

"That's what I thought." His head turns another 180 causing it to snap and blood pours out. Paul falls over.

"Rest in Paul" Patryk holds his dead body.

"Shitface, if I kiss him like in Sleeping Beauty, will he live?"

"Probably, since it works in fanfics." Tord watches Patryk smooch Paul.

"I ship it"

"TORD ITS NOT WORKING??"

"Maybe you aren't good enough."

"Not good enough?? I'll have you know I play Bayonette For Glory on Smash!"

"Get a fucking job Pat." Suddenly Paul lives. Clichè as fuck, Cola and gay friends skip over.
"TORD!" Cola tackles Tord. This makes Smirnoff jealous, and he scoffs.

"My gaydar is going wild." Paul shows them his beeping radar.

"So when's the wedding?" Tom looks at Patryk who's holding Paul bridal style.

"OH MY FUCKING SHIT NO." Patryk drops Powl and goes batshit insane.

"WHAT IS THIS!!! WHAT IS THIS" He pulls a tree out of the ground and throws it across the forest.

"HE'S TRIGGERED, GET DOWN!" Paul pulls up a rock and hides under it. Everyone screams, Tord flying up the tree in a millosecond. Matt panicks and screeches like a banshee, running in circles.

During all of this, Tom just stands there with his same unamused expression.

"Fucking morons." Smirnoff facepalms. Patryk roars like a T-Rex and claws the shit out of Matt.

"NOTTHEFACE!" Matt screams and runs away.

Matt has fled! 100 EXP gained!

Patryk does victory squats. Paul and Edd come out of their hiding spots while Tord just teleports down with a pop sound.

"Dammit, I'm tired of this Search and Rescue Clichè Raz is using." Tom complains.

"I TAKE OFFENCE!" Skittles filled Tom's eyes.

"whAT THE FUCK!... Actually this is okay."

"Did I mention they have Old Spice on them?" The author snickers.

"Wait... AAAAAA" Tom screams and runs in circles.

"SOMEONEPLEASEHELPME" Tom falls over. Tord takes a spork and picks out all the skittles.

"You're welcome, I accept ass as payment." Commie stands there.

"Gay as fuck man," Tom blinks.

"STOP JUDGING ME RIDGEWELL,."

Raz casually shoves Tom and Tord in different directions.

"No fighting in my lobby. Edd, I have some things to ask of you. Donald Trump has teamed up with the Chinese to build a galactic wall. We need you to stop it. To do so, you must collect Snoop's weed necklace, Pyrocynical's body pillow, and a solid gold Ness amiibo. kbye" Raz vanished.

"Okay then, oddly specific. Paul, what direction do we go?"

"The direction Matt went in, Weast. Also," Paul pulls out a mirror. Matt magnetically is pulled over and attatched to it.

"It's dangerous to go alone, Take this." Paul hands Edd the mirror handle. The mystery item music from The Legend of Zelda games plays and Edd holds up Matt.

You obtained: Soulless ginger! +3 retard points added to stats.

"Salutations, Powl and Patryk! Let's go!" Cola waves to them as Tom, Tord, Edd, and Matt walk Weast. Commie points at the mountain up ahead.

"WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DO THIS TO US."

"...Shit. We'll have to go over it." Cola looks up.

"Why don't we just go around?" Smirnoff asks.

"Because that will take too long and ruin the plot."

"Stop breaking the fourth wall you edgy fuck."

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