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Kheptr Twoop

Previously on Big Brother:
Matt cut his hand trying to be cool!
Tord secretly works with the illuminati!
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All four of the enragement fuckers look to Eduarduard's house. Rising from under rubbish, Numero Unono stands up.

"Shit!" Tord screeches. He hides beind Bowling Ball.

"What are you looking at?" Eduarduard stares back. Cola points behind him.

"WHAT THE-" Eduarduard snaps. Everyone looks around then slowly looks at Tord.

"QUICK! THEY'RE ONTO ME!" A chopper flies above Torder Sauce and drops a ladder.

"GO PAUL, GO!!" The chopper lifts up and flies away to Narni-ass.

"nOoo!" Edd reaches out dramatically.

"Good, that fucker's gone." Bowling Ball grunts.

"Tom pls we all know that's a lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Eduarduard mocks him.

"stfu u fagit" Pineapple used Dissappoint on Eduardo.

"Whatever, come help me find JonTron and Buttchin" He starts to dig around.

"I don't wanna scratch my face!" Mirror complains. Cola shoves him into the rubbish. Tom snickers and pulls out JonTron from the rubbish.

A loud "ECH" comes from Jon. Everyone turned to him.

"What happened to the house?" JonTron eches.

"Period Motherfucker came and blew it up." Pineapple replies.

Eduarduard pulls Bubble Butt out of the rubbish.

"Found him!"

"WHY AM I HERE."

"You live here you dipshit."

"Oh yeah."

"We should probably go find Paul's chopper before he uses his eyebrows to beat up Patryk and Tord." Matt says something smart.

"Good idea... WAIT YOU HAD A GOOD IDEA?" Cola stares like he is fish-faced demonspawn.

Tom rolls his eye... sockets? Black eyes? Whatever the fuck they are and walks in the direction of the chopper.

Jon eches so loud that the house magically fixes itself.

"Bye losers." Eduarduard and his crew walk into the house.

"Fuck you." Cola flips them off and follows Tom along with Matt.

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