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Chiqp Fibe

I hope your 12 year old bodys are ready for Twilight: Part 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Black hole + Mattaton was suggested by Tordil40noregrets!

I cleaned up all of the chapters again. The plot is easier to put together and there's way less useless text. I'd go back and read them.
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The four imbeciles stand at the mountain.

"Oh, okay. Just gonna-" Edd is cut off by communism as Tord jumps into the mountain screaming.

"Ech," Tom flings in after him screaming. Without warning, Edd takes Matt's hand in gayness and pulls him down. Suddenly, they teleport to the top of the mountain.

"hwat the fuck," The four of them flop over.

"SHUt UP YOU'LL CAUSE AN AVALANCHE" Edd screams at Mirror.

"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH SHUT HTE FUCK UP?" The Norwegian shouts. The mountain starts to shake and a snowball forms at the top, rolling down.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILRWOF3O28TI2FKEK" Tom screams and runs from the avalanche. Everyone is swept into it as it rolls down the mountain. The giant snowball crashes into a brick wall at the bottom with the "WASTED" text showing. They all respawn next to the crushed snowball.

"fuck," Edd kicks some snow. The snow tries to eat his shoe and he screams. Tom sighs and shakes Edd until the snow comes off his shoe. Once it hit the ground it made a black hole.

"I JUST WANT A FUCKIGN BREAK" Tom hisses. All of them are sucked into the black hole.

"Faen," Tord complained. Edd slaps him on
the back of the head.

"English pls bb"

"you know what I haven't fucked myself with a gun recently, remind me to go do that"
Tom was about to comment when suddenly Matt found a bottle of cancer and opened it. He became Mettaton.
"leg so hot," Edd starts.
"Don't you dare," Tommyboy threatens.
"Hot hot leg." Edd touches Matt's metal leg.
"Nevermind it's cold"

Tord stands but falls face first.

"Um, guys?" Tom looks up.

"What?" They all look.

SammyClassicSonicFan was in the sky.

"HEY YOU FRICKIN' FRICKS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY FRICKING SWAMP?" He shrieked. Mirror expanded leg and hit Sammy in the face. His other leg expanded and he started smacking him. Somehow he didn't fall over. After a long 30 second fight Sammy finally had enough.

"YOU FRICKS MAY WIN, BUT REMEMBER THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONCEQUENCES!!" Sammy screamed and faded into the sky.

"Well that was.. Eventful." Edd looks at the new land around them.

"Stop breaking the fourth wall and using quotes." Tom complains.

"How 'bout I do anyway?" Edd smirks.

"For the love of f.. Guys, We need to go to Snoop Dogg's house. See the signs?" Matt points. Tord is already following the green brick weed road. The others jog up to him.

"So, when does your cancer wear off Matt?" Edd examines Matt.

"Uh, in four minutes and twenty seconds I believe."

They continue down the weed road to Snoop's house, which takes them convienently four minutes and twenty seconds. Matt went back to normal as they knock on the door.

"What's up my homebread slices?" Snoop invites them in.

"Let me do the talking." Tord whispers.

"Oh, we need to find a way to get... out of this dimention." He glances around at the house.

"Oh, well you'll need to exit right out that door my amigo." Snoop points.

The four open the door and walk into it. They end up falling from the sky.

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD-" Edd screams.

The ground is appearing rather quickly.

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A/N: oh man cliffhangers