Fuck it. (Creeypasta/Others/Humor)

"MMMMMMM" this title said.

ENGLAND P.O.V

"Silence is the only thing that could be heard throughout the conference room. American is making cricket noises, and my crotch itches. I have the urge to stick my hand down there and scrub my pubes. Anyone agree?" I narrated, but no one replied.

Some one in the room coughed, then out of no where--

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Three female voices could be heard screaming. Then, three girls crashed into the room through the double glass doors. This other girl came in, and was slurping on a smoothie. Welp, I am definitely nopeing out of here.

AUDREY P.O.V

"oh. My. God. It's the allies. That's fucking awesome." I said in a boss way. I shot up and wobbled over to England and America. I put both of my pointer figures on their lips. "shh. Shhhh. SHHHHHH." I shushed them.

On the look of their faces, I knew they were weirded out. Good. :) I took a step closer to them, and ruffled their hair. "Hey," I whispered in their ears. "What's your favorite planet, hmm?" I said in a normal speaking voice this time. They thought for a moment

"Mars." Said England.

"Earth!" Cheered America.

"WANNA know mine?" I grinned as they nodded. "come closer." I told them. They scooted one centimeter near me. "Closer." Again, they scooted not close enough. "CLOSER GOD DAMMIT!" I yelled. They finally came where I needed them.

"Ok.. My favorite planet is....UrAnus." I told them. I put on some fabulous invisible MLG shades and moon walked outa there, leaving them completely weirded out and confused.

"OHHH!" KASEL yelled as she twirled in the background making fake explosion noises.

"Whut the fuck?" KASEL said while pointing at something. I looked over to see France dragging Sarah's passed out body along the floor.

"hey, Hey, HEY!" I yelled as I pushed France aside. He put his arms up in surrender. "I'm watching you, like a HAWK! KAKA! KAKAKAAAA!!" I said while flapping my arms.

"Anyways, while I am here I must ask you a question. Have you seen this cupcake anywhere?" I asked him, and held up a drawing of a cupcake with MLG glasses on.

"Umm, no..?" He said. 

"DAMMIT! That kangaroo will PAY when I find him!" I yelled, and put my fist up in determination. Suddenly I saw Kasel Run across the room and slap a poorly drawn kangaroo picture onto China.

"THERE HE IS!" I yelled and full on sprinted towards China who was fiddling with the paper on his face. I tackled him, knocking over some chairs in the process. "Surrender the cupcake at ONCE, or you shall suffer!!" I yelled as he struggled to get freed.

"I do not have a cupcake!" He screamed back to me. Kasel's voice can suddenly be heard.

"THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CURSING ME AND MAKING ME LOOK CHINESE WHEN IM NOT!" She yelled and swiped Americas phone and pressed a button.

"Victorryyyyy!" Invader Zim's voice can be heard playing from a video. After that she threw the phone at China's stomach and bossed Outa there.

I released China, and walked over to
Y/N, KASEL, and Sarah's passed out body. They were sitting in a circle and I joined them. After all that excitement, I kinda just wanted to take a breather.

-- TRANSITION!!!!!!111!!1!1!!1! :)--

After a couple minutes of relaxing, the hyped started to build up again. Sarah slurred in her sleep and slowly rose, holding her head.