Fuck it. (Creeypasta/Others/Humor)

Stupid Contracts.

SARAH P.O.V

Everything in this house is disgusting! I had just finished hurling cause of Y/N and her boyfriend.

I walked out of the scene, hoping for a chance to catch some fresh air. I stepped outside and breathed in the air. "I just want to eat cold stone icecream.." I muttered, crossing my arms.

Suddenly, two arms wrap around me. Two arms that were awfully familiar. "DAMMIT OFFENDER! Can't you leave me alone for at least ONE hour," I yelled trying to wiggle out of his grasp, "AND STOP BACK HUGGING ME YOU PERV!"

"Oh Sarah, how badly I wish to call you mine.." He whispered, his face buried into my neck. Gross.

"Get. The. Fuck. Off. Of. ME!!" I yelled, pushing his face hardly away from me. At first, I can somewhat make out a startled look in his.. Head, but it soon transformed into a look of delight.

"Oh darling, I love it when your aggressive with me.. But it'd be more enjoyable.. in the other side." He said. All the blood drained from my face.

"DID YOU SERIOUSLY MAKE THAT REFERENCE RIGHT NOW!? YUCK!" I yelled backing away. Then, out of no where, a cliché decided to shoot down on me. I fucking tripped.

My back hit hardly against the ground, making me scream out in pain. "Damn pointy rocks! I hate you!" I yelled. Then Offender started crawling on top of me. "Fuck you!" I yelled trying to get up but his tentacles pinned my arms and legs down. Seriously?

"LEMME go! HALLPP!" I started screaming but he put a hand over my mouth. Suddenly, his face started forming.. A mouth!? At this point he removed his hand away from my face hole.

"AHH!! HALP ITS DISGUSTING YUCK WTF IS UP WITH YOUR--" I was cut off by his newly formed mouth crashing onto mine. "MMMHHHMMMGGHHMM!!" I tried to scream in protest but it was useless. My screams were muffled.

He pulled away and made his way to make neck, licking everywhere. I felt like I was going to puke. "Sweetie, if you'll just sign my contract then this would all end~" he said against my neck.

"Never you sick bastard." I stated. I could handle this right? It's not like I'm going to get rape-- My thoughts were interrupted. His slimy tentacle was going inside my DAMN PANTS!!

"FINE ILL SIGN YOUR STUPID CONTRACT, JUST STOP!!" I yelled in fear of getting raped, especially where people could see us. He pulled away, seemingly satisfied. He held a paper and pen in front of me.

Being the cliché person this novel wants us to be, I signed it without reading anything. Honestly, I think I should've at least read the details.

He stuffed the contract in his pocket and began walking inside the house. I was relieved he was finally leaving me alone when- "Follow me, darling~" his menacing voice spoke.

"What? No, screw you! I'm going home." I said turning, ready to get lost in the woods when he teleported in front of me.

"I said follow me." He said again firmly, grabbing my hair and pulling me harshly inside. I yelped.

What have I gotten myself into?

AUDREY P.O.V

I'm not the person who would stand up to the rake, so I left, hoping to avoid being part of the murder fest. This was my chance to finally memorize some of the house I guess.

I began walking around, opening and closing doors, being the stalker I am~ then I came upon one room. It was decorated with notes, the Slenderman notes, but instead of the typical writing it normally had on it, it said "DO NOT ENTER. DO NOT ENTER."