Fuck it. (Creeypasta/Others/Humor)

Introductions! Kasel Meets Jeff and Ben!

A/N: UGHHH the last chapter was so damn shitty!! I hated it EWWW GOSH IT WAS SO terribbllee!! Blah blah, gagging emojis everywhere!!
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Ha! Fooled you! I ain't that type of author, so if you didn't like the last chapter then SCREW YOU! I'm proud of my work and I think it was fabulous.
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KASEL P.O.V

We all agreed to split up to meet some new faces around this place. It's not like we DONT know who these lunatics are, there's fanfictions all OVER the Internet about them! I was currently walking up to a red door. Hmm.. Damn color coded cliché. I was about to knock when--

"OHH JEFF~"

Moaning. I heard fudging moaning! "MMGHFF--AH!" Again, the moaning filled the air. My eyes were saying 'oh my gosh. HALP me.' But my curiosity was itching to know if it was YOAI or not.

"Mmhhm BEN!"

That's it! The anticipation was killing me. I creaked open the door and snuck inside tip toeing across the room. I gotta record this shiz for Audrey. She'd dig for this stuff. I got out my phone and dimmed the brightness, as I crept over to the rocking bed.

"Oh shit, yes! Right there--MMFM!" A small males voice whispered with lust. I laughed silently as I clicked the record button. It must've been to loud, cause both of them shot up with surprised faces. "What the Hell!!" A blonde with the same soft voice yelled.

The what looks like the dominate glared at me as I gulped and stepped back, but covered up my fear with a smile.

"I'm not doing anything, just, go back to what you were doing. Hehe." I tried to muffle my laugh as I hid my face behind my phone.

The dominant rolled his eyes and sunk back under the blanket, but before he was hidden, I swear I saw a smirk plastered on his face. He was doing.. Something to the submissive cause the blonde started moaning and yelping in surprise. Now that I think about it, I think these two creepypastas are Jeff and BEN!! I love this ship so damn much. I smiled and raised the camera.

"Audrey owes me some candy for doing this.." I muttered as I continued recording. Then suddenly everything stopped. All I could hear is the panting from BEN. Suddenly the blankets shifted as Jeff came rolling out from under the covers.

I gasped. "Dude put some damn clothes on shee--" before I could finish, he spit something at me. Something.. Slimy. And it went inside my mouth!

"I'm Jeff, That's BEN.. And that right there in on your face and in your mouth.. Is my boyfriends cum." He stated smirking wildly. My eyes widened as I ran away, hearing the chuckling of Jeff and the arguing of BEN.

"AND I KNOW WHO YOU ARE ALREADY!!" I yelled back at them.

I needed to find a sink. ASAP. I ran for at least ten minutes, gagging and spitting boy particles out of my mouth. I don't think there was ANY in the hallways. I ran into a random room and ran to the bathroom. Throwing water from the sink into my mouth.

As I was about to dry off, I heard the doorknob to the room jiggle. I peeked out from the bathroom and looked under the crack of the door. I saw a red substance stain the carpets in the hallway. Shit. This bitch just got back from murdering someone! I looked around for a hiding spot and my eyes laid on one place. The laundry basket. I hopped inside, hoping whoever's room this was wouldn't find me.

The person walked into the bathroom and I heard weird shuffling noises. Dammit I know those noises, he's getting undressed. He threw his clothes into the basket I was it, seemingly not noticing me. Ok now I just gotta wait till this guy leaves.

It was silent except of the sound of a shower going off. It smelled so damn gross in this laundry basket. Then suddenly, something started rolling out of the pocket of this guys pants. "What the..?" I muttered. Then I noticed what it was. A fudging EYE!! "WHAA!! ITS ALIVE, ALIVE! AGHHHH!" I yelled, flailing my arms about. Then I felt it, the eye touched my SKIN!! "NOOO IT TOUCHED ME DAMMIT HALP! HALP! MY BOOTYFUL SKINN!!" I yelled crying lemonade again. I was kicking and moving so much I tipped the basket over.

I threw the clothes out of the way and crawled out of the basket, sprawling myself on the floor. I breathed heavily, as I looked up and saw a brown haired man covering himself with the shower curtains. I waved at him awkwardly knowing I probably made him shiz inside the shower when it struck me. "Toby?" I questioned. He just looked at me weirdly. "Yep! Your him, and I know your name by fanfictions, duh. " I said like it was obvious, but he honestly was just oblivious to this situation.

His eyes averted downwards as he stared at something on my shoulder. I looked to what he was looking at.

"AHHHH!!! THE MONSTER STILL HOLDS ONTO ITS VICTIM! SHIZZ!," I darted to the door, "AND MY NAMES KASEL BYEE!!" I yelled and ran off, flicking the eyeball off me.

I walked downstairs and waited for everyone else to be done with their introductions, 'Cause I'm sure as hell am.
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A/N: Ommggg this was so bad it was dumb and stupi--
SORRY I WONT DO THAT ANYMORE! I thought this chapter was great what'd you think! Don't bother wasting my time by commenting "oh it was stupid" or some shiz cause your just normal. So you suck geico butts. :)