Fallacy • Jeonghan [1]

12

Lia

It was another sunny day, and I was still trapped inside of my room. Such a waste for the summer, when I totally planned that I was gonna make the best out of it. Like maybe get a job, make friends or maybe hook up with someone.

Well, maybe the hook up thing won't be happening.

Today was my third day not being able to do anything. I could walk a little, but I was limping, and sometimes a little crash here and there.

And today, since its a Saturday, Hansol was home, blaring whatever music he liked from the room next to mine.

How did Seungcheol hyung lived with him like this?

"MY ANACONDA DON'T, MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOUVE GOT-"

I groaned.

"Hansol!" I opened my door and yelled at the top of my lungs "Keep it down! I'm tryna sleep!"

Hansol popped out of his room, a bandana wrapped around the top of his head. Someone tell me why is he all dressed up when we're just chilling at home?

"Oh hey sis," He greeted me "wanna join the party?"

"Wait, what party?"

Hansol just shrugged and pushed his bedroom door wider, allowing me to peek inside.

And inside his room was a hyper Seungcheol, a lazy Jeonghan reading a Uniqlo magazine, Seungkwan who was trying to rap and a working Woozi. Oh, and who's the new guy by the way?

I stormed inside and hit the 'off' button on the music player with all my might.

"Hyung! What are you doing? Did you drink last night or something?" I ask Seungcheol hyung who was...grinding the wall?

My brother is embarrassing, God.

Jeonghan coughs and turned around, "Seungcheol doesn't drink."

"I know that." I retorted "oh, and hello Seungkwan."

"Did you know that this song is really good?" Seungkwan exclaimed happily, jumping up and down with excitement. Um, you mean Nicki Minaj is good? Yeah I don't mind but..

I coughed and pulled Hansol closer.

"Why are you teaching him songs that have indecent meanings?!" I whispered in his ear "does he even know what anaconda means?"

"I know! I know!" Seungcheol hyung giggled like a teenage girl "it means d-"

"Shut up hyung we all know what it means!" I closed my eyes, cutting Seungcheol hyung off before he could even finish. Is he high or on drugs or something?

I turned to Jeonghan, "What did he have for breakfast?"

"Rainbow Rush," He muttered.

I sighed and facepalmed once again, "No wonder. Why did you even gave him that?" Why does that cereal even exist in this house?

If you wanna know something about Seungcheol hyung, never EVER feed him stuff that contains a lot of sugar. Like, he'll go cray. More like he's high and starts acting up like a five year old kid.

I know this is supposed to be a secret but once he ate a whole box of Rainbow Rush, he got so hyper that he peed in his pants cough cough keep this a secret don't tell him please.

Anyway, that was like ten years ago.

I turned back to Hansol, "Don't teach him indecent music! Go make him listen to hymns or church choir or something."