Headcanons, Questions, and other Percy Jackson related things [On hold]

Question 3

Dear Percabeth, Frazel, Caleo, Jiper, and Roctavian: What are you naming your kids?

Rachel: OCTAVIAN AND I ARE NOT IN LOVE!!!👿
Piper: *rolls eyes*. Oh, quit denying it.
Percy: Annabeth and I are naming our first child Percy jr. because I-
Annabeth: PERCY! We are not naming any of our kids after you!
Percy: Maybe Percy the Second-
Annabeth: Percy, NO.
Percy: Or Perc-
Annabeth: NO! Have you even been listening to me?!
Percy: Is this a trick question?
Annabeth: *scowls* Percy! *drags Percy away*
Hazel: How do you know that we'll all stay together?
Piper: I don't know, Hazel. But, our first daughter will be named Jiper and our first son will be named Jasper.
Jason: Piper, why don't I get a say in this?
Piper: Because I'm the child of Aphrodite.
Jason: But I want my first son to be named Hunter.
Piper: That can be our second son.
Frank: This is a weird question, and I haven't thought about it.
Hazel: Is it normal to brainstorm baby names when you're still a teenager in this century?
Calypso: It's the weirdest thing I've heard of this century doing.
Frank: No, Hazel. No it is not normal.
Leo: You guys are so LAST CENTURY!
Calypso: So you've thought about this?
Leo: Well, no, er yes but. . .let's just end this and give me time to think of an answer.