The signs as beverages
Aries: shot shot shot shot shot shots
Taurus: hot chocolate with three marshmallows
Gemini: the finest oolong tea blend
Cancer: straight vodka by the gallon
Leo: caramel chocolate chip frappuchino
Virgo: organic pink lemonade
Libra: water (ur boring)
Scorpio: LOTS OF FUCKING REDBULL
Sagittarius: freshly carrot and apple juice with spirulina
Capricorn: Capri sun all day every day
Aquarius: blackest black coffee
Pisces: extra-large rootbear
