The signs at the theater
Aries: sits through the entire movie without having to go to the bathroom
Taurus: chews popcorn really loudly
Gemini: watches the movie twice so during the second time, they can spoil the entire movie for their friends
Cancer: sits through the credits to see if there is an extra ending scene
Leo: gets up every three seconds to refill their drink
Virgo: puts phone on silent but texts during the movie anyway
Libra: talks loudly to the person next to them about what they think is going to happen next
Scorpio: has the crying baby that won't take them outside for some reason
Sagittarius: illegally records the movie because of the fraud warning before the film
Aquarius: becomes overly attached to a character that always dies
Pisces: silently sits through the film like a nice person
