The signs as characters from Mean Girls
Aries: the one Regina hooks up with on Thursdays in secret
Taurus: Gretchen wieners
Gemini: glen coco
Cancer: the girl who has a lot of feelings and doesn't even go there
Leo: Regina George
Virgo: the math teacher
Libra: Aaron Samuels
Scorpio: Janice
Sagittarius: Cady Heron
Capricorn: that math kid
Aquarius: Damian
Pisces: Karen (the dumb one)
