The signs as conspiracy theories
Aries: the CIA killed JFK
Taurus: the illuminati and the NWO
Gemini: Elvis faked his own death
Cancer: MK-ULTRA
Leo: the moon landing was fake
Virgo: the British government killed princess Diana
Libra: the UFO landing in Rosewell
Scorpio: tupac is still alive
Sagittarius: HIV was created in a lab
Capricorn: shake sphere didn't write his own plays
Aquarius: Paul McCartney died in 1966
Pisces: bush did 9/11
