SUPER BADASS WIZARD STORY OR SOMETHING

Chapter 5: A prison, a bat, and expressions.

Olamir looked at the man and asked, "How long have you been planning to get out of here?" The man grunted, "36 years I've been stuck in this hellhole. I've been stealing from the jailors, planning my escape plan and working out during that time. That's why my arms are as large as logs." Olamir looked at him and said, "Well you said that the sewer system is our way out, so should we get other prisoners out or just us go?" The man looked at him dumbfounded "Duude. We can't go without ma homies." Olamir grumbled and muttered under his breath, "But we'll be more likely to be caught that way..." The man laughed "We are bodyguards! Bodyguards are never caught sneaking out of high security prisons!" Olamir looked deeply into his eyes, "How do you know who I am?" The man replied, "Because everyone here was betrayed by that stupid Octopus. He's the reason we are all here. We were once bodyguards for the high king too! Now we will have our vengeance!" Olamir sat down. "I thought that stupid Octopus was only helping me and hadn't helped any other bodyguard. That lying son of a-" The man quickly interrupted, "DON'T SWEAR IN THE PRISON THEY HAVE SWEARING DETECTORS MAN DON'T DO IT YOU COULD BLOW THIS ENTIRE OPERATION!" Olamir looked at him with a expression that told, "Really? If they have swear detectors they could have heard this whole conversation." Good thing the man could read expressions really well "They can't hear anything we say, only the swears. Also when you do swear, they whip you with a 100 whip whip and then after ten minutes of whipping you have to bathe in lemonade, mixed with salt and vinegar!" Olamir gave him another expression that communicated, "Yikes!" Since all bodyguards were fluent with communicating with expressions, he gave him an expression like; "i know right. So tonight, and 6:30PM, when everyone is asleep we will all escape through the sewer system. We will blow the toilet up with dynamite, very sneakily though, and crawl through the pipes." Olamir gave the man an expression that said, "Sounds good. But can we stop speaking with facial expressions?" The man gave him a cold look. with a facial expression that said; "No." Olamir decided to do a test with the swear detector. He then made a facial expression that said "I wonder if the swear detector can detect swears with using facial expressions? Fu-" Then the swear detector went off. "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!" The man gave him an expression that said "What have you done?!" Little kittens started dragging Olamir away. The kittens took Olamir to a dark room. Out of the shadows came a dark figure which Olamir couldn't make out. The figure looked to Olamir, "Now what were you doing swearing in prison?" Olamir flipped the bird at her. The dark figure figure who turned out to be an old woman shaked her head, "Do you not know that there is a daycare right beside your prison cell?" Olamir shaked his head in horror. The old woman then took off her old lady mask, and it turned out to be Batman, which then he started screaming unrecognizable things, the only thing being somewhat recognizable was; "WHERE'S RAAACHEEEL?!??!?!?" Olamir looked at Batman in disbelief, "Could it be Batman? No way... erm... may I ask, who is Rachel?" Batman stopped his blubbering and walked over to him slowly. He eventually came face to face with Olamir. "I dunno. That's what the script says mkay." Olamir just stared at Batman and then shook his head, "So umm... why have you brought me here? To "torture" me for swearing in prison?" Batman made a weird meme face that no real human could probably do. "My sweat sweat Olamir..." He breathed heavily in his face "You're not here for torture. We have a mission, because y'know, Robin kinda died. We have to save Gotham City from the Joker! We need your help."