Chapter 6: Trump is an Obamanation

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"When I said I wanted to bring change to America, this isn't what I meant." Barack Obama said looking at the White House with Donald Trump flags all over. He thought to himself, "America had became an "Obamanation" since Trump had went into presidency. (Heh I'm so good at making puns.) Obama thought. He had seen a few signs across the ten states of America wanting Obama back instead of Trump. "But the laws of two presidential terms still was in the constitution. But Trump had been in there for five because he changed the constitution for himself. (What a jerk.)" He thought to himself. Obama walked up to the gardens of the White House which hadn't been managed in years. Old Trump campaign signs lay in the lawn. Suddenly Donald trump came down in his lvl50 presidential armour, which gave him a bonus to his speech skill and magic. "What are you doing here you illegal immigrant!?" Trump shouted. Obama looked at him deep in the eyes, and gave him a glare that was the biggest glare someone his age could do. "I've came to warn you Trump, I have my presidential party of democrats. We've been grinding the boss monsters in lower Texas for 20 years now. We are going to overthrow you in some time. It's why we haven't been strong in the past few elections. But you just wait..." Trump laughed "While you've been grinding that stupid "Golothrion the Scorpion", I've been killing "The Overlord Pigeon" in New York. I've got 67 feathers, I only need 2 more to make my OP armor!" Obama gasped, "No. It can't be... not that armour..." Trump grinned "Oh yes...that 0.04% drop of the golden feather... it's only a matter of time now Obama! Hillary died last election, now you're next!" Obama walked away, "I'm going back home. My back is too sore from all this yapping." Trump handed him an icepack "I hate when that happens." As Obama walked away, he grinned, "He's going down. That armour has very little durability." He pulled out his Wookiee Talkiee (Star Wars Collectible Rare Edition) and went on channel 47. "Operation Black Sun has commenced." The operator spoke back confused "Sir this isn't a spy movie, I have no idea what you're talking about." Obama muttered under his breath, "Sorry. Wrong channel." Then he flipped to channel 68. "Commence operation Obabycare." Somebody responded saying, "What? Weren't we going to do Opera-" Obama interrupted, "Shh...they could be listening. What is the package status?" The operator gave him directions on Obama's super secret iPad mini. Obama followed the directions and came to a strange man. He was wearing a top hat and a fancy suit. "Why hello there former president sir! Your package is in California!" Obama gave the man a glare. "I was told you had the package." The strange man took a sip from his tea and looked up from his 3DS XL. "Oh no sir! The U.S military confiscated it from me! How nice it was of them to keep this bad boy though..." He gestured to his 3DS XL. Obama was angry, "Trump... we can't let him have his hands on that iPad Mini 8.43!" The man shook his head "That would be bad! But it seems my pockets are a little empty this morning...if someone were to fill them with amiibos I could retrieve it!" Obama walked away from the man. "Operation Black Sun can't fail. It is our only hope."


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