CHAPTER 4
Jerry looked to Cage, "So what are you going on this adventure for?" Mr.Cage replied "TO PROVE MY DAUGHTER IS NOT AS GOOD AS THEE AMAZING, THE SUPERSTAR, JOHNNY CAAAAAGE!" He turns on his speaker attached to his belt and audio of cheering can be heard. "Erm... okay... I'm on an adventure because I am bored of my normal wizard life." replied Jerry. "So what did your daughter do to you?" Cage looked into Jerry's eyes, "SHE TOOK MY GLORY, MY FAME, AND MY YOUTH! SHE'S NOW BETTER THAN ME IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE!" Jerry stood up and looked into the distance. He tore off his suit. "We must prove our worth. Also I am really hot in this suit." Johnny Cage took off his sunglasses dramatically and spoke in his deep, sexy hollywood voice, "How would we do that, brave wizard?" The sun decided to set on this dramatic moment even though it was only nine in the morning. "We will start a guild, that a maximum of 50 players can join in. We will give free rank ups within first ten minutes of joining, and then, we will grow in strength, AND OVERTHROW DONALD TRUMP!" Cage put his sunglasses back on, mainly because the sun was in his eyes, "Well let's get started."
Jerry the Wizard and Johnny Cage set up signs aaaall over the ten states of America for people to join their guild even though it could only hold 50 members. After spending days travelling across the 10 states of America, Johnny Cage got a phone call. It was from xX_Skillz_Master_Legend_Xx. "Erm... hellow? Is dis erm... Jerny Cage?" xX_Skillz_Master_Legend_Xx said in a nervous voice. "Oh yeaaaah, you bet your money it is." said Johnny Cage in his deep sexy Hollywood voice. "Oh. Ermm...is this a newb guild? Becurz I can tell in yur voice." xX_Skillz_I'm too lazy to type the rest of his username said in reply. Johnny Cage immediately hung up and blocked the caller. What a troll he thought to himself. Then Jerry got a call from Cookielobster123. "H3y d3r, 1m 1ntr3st3d 1n j01n1ng y0ur gu1ld :)" Jerry muttered to himself, "Oh my fu- Ahem. Are you interested in participating in guild activities such as teamwork to "pwn all teh noobs"?" Cookielobster123 replied, "0h y3s :). 1 @ls0 w@nt t0 d3thr0n3 D0n@ld Trump! :) :)" Jerry stood there for a bit and said "Ok you are in, just please talk normally, and you have to sign an online waiver." Cookielobster123 replied in a saddened voice, "BuT th1s 1S h0w y0u t@lk n0rm@lly!! :( :(" Jerry sighed, "Well consider yourself excluded from the club." and Jerry hung up. Then, their final phone call of the day came, and Mr.Cage picked up "Who is this?" The man on the other end replied, "Your worst nightmare..." Johnny replied in panic, "MY DAUGHTER!!?! OH HONEY I'M SO SORRY I'LL GET HOME SOON I'M SORRY I MADE YOU MAD DON'T KILL ME PLEASE!" The man on the other end stayed silent for a few seconds. "Umm...it's me...Donald Trump. I'm going to execute you for trying to overthrow me." "Oh that's a relief...I was actually scared for a second there." Cage replied wiping his forehead. Trump said into the phone, "WELL I'M DONALD TRUMP AND YOU SHOULD BE SCARED! NOW BOW DOWN TO ME! DAMN YOU ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!" Johnny Cage replied in his sexy Hollywood voice "Oh you should be the one scared, I'm going to overthrow you and restore this country to Democracy and peace. My guild is going to crush yours, and you better prepare your ass."
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De TodoThis book was created by me and my friend while bored during recess. We went to the library and decided to make a story. We would type a sentence and then the other person was going to type a sentence or so. This ended up being the result. Hope you...
