Chapter 8

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Chapter 8.

"Oh my god you don't know what happened Alex. You just don't." Blake shakes his head in horror.

I turn my locker combination and stuff my books inside and turn to Blake. "What?" I ask dryly.

"I was looking for a shaving cream in my dads dresser and I found a packet of condom." He shivers. "So?" I urge him to continue.

"My mom caught me with that pack!" He exclaimed.

"Oh my god!" I laugh.

"Then I tried to explain that I came here for a shaving cream but then mom wouldn't hear it. She gave me 'the talk' for more than two whole hours."

I laugh at Blake's horried expression. Poor guy can't keep out of trouble.

"I mean if I wanted a condom I'd buy one my self. Why'd I steal it?! And I have enough condoms to last for more than a month. All chocolate flav-" I cut him,

"Spare me the details." I scrunch my nose. Blake was attractive I'll give him that so no doubt girls threw them self at him.

"Blake."

He narrows his eyes at me, "what?"

"I'll do your calculus home work with English lit." I offer him out of the blue.

He narrows his eyes even more, well now they look almost closed. "Why?" He carefully asks.

"Help me kidnap harry styles" I spill. He opens his mouth to argue but I cut him kneeing in front of him, "please please please! I promise I'll take the blame! Just help me with it! I promise I'll do your home work! Please just say yes! Pretty please!!" I beg.

He sighs and helps me up. "You know this is just insane right?" I nod. "Its close to impossible."

"Yeah but I just want to ask him to date Sydney only for a day! He won't say no to a hot girl right?"

"Probably not." He agrees. "Okay but!" He jabs my chest, "this freaky idea is yours." He warns and I nod furiously. "Okay" he gives in.

And I pounce at him for a bone crushing hug.
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"What are those?" I point at the hideous outfits which Blake just bought in my room.

"Those," he points at the outfits, "are spy outfits." He smirks.

What?

"Spy outfits?" He can't be serious.

He nods.

Oh god.

"Blake we don't need spy outfits." I tell him. He pouts, "no? But I thought we were kidnapping the one direction!"

"We are. But, if we wear those hideous outfits we'll attract attention. We don't want that. We have to stay under cover!" I explain.

"Ohh." Boy he is so dumb.

"I Bought chloroform." He adds. And I nod my head in approval.

"Now that is what we need." I pat his back and he smirks proudly. "Wait how did you get chloroform?" I frown.

"Uh I have a friend of mine who sells it." He waves his hand dismissively.

I shrug, "perfect. So I found out which hotel they are staying in for next three months or so, so all we have to do is we have to get in the hotel before they arrive-"

Blake rudely interrupts me, "but why don't we just talk to them about it? We are going to the hotel anyways, so we'll just ask them about it. You know tell them that our friend wants to date one if you." He suggests.

"They'd obviously say no. Like there are about a million girls who'd want to date them!" I'm starting to get annoyed.

"Hmm. So the kidnapping is the last option?" I nod. "Okay."

"So all we have to do is wait for them to arrive before we pounce on Harry." I complete.

"But they have those huge bodyguards around them!" He points out.

I smirk, "I got that covered"

I had the best plan ever. And no one was going to stop me from giving my best friend 'the best birthday ever!'

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Again! I'm sorry for the typos!! Gosh I'm a crappy writer.. :'(

I'll fix them once I get my Mac fixed!

Here's a question: what's your favourite one direction song?
Mine is little things! I love it so much! x3

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