"Finally, mercifully, they made it up the stairs and onto Edd's bed..."
"Edd."
"Yes?"
"Earlier, on the train, you said you trust me, right?"
"Yes."
"Does that mean...?"
"Yes, Kevin."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Really sure?"
"Yes."
"We don't have to if you're not ready."
"For the love of god, Kevin! Just touch me already!"
"Alright, alright! Keep your pants on. Actually, on second thought, don't keep your pants on."
"That would be helpful, wouldn't it."
"Hey, shut your sarcastic mouth."
"Make me."
"You're sassy when you're horny."
"Mmm..."
"Babe?"
"Hmm?"
"You know I love to kiss you, but you're gonna have to let go of my face eventually. There's only so much I can do with my hand..."
"O-Oh! Of course. My apologie-IES! K-Kevin! Good lord...ahhh..."
"Oh, you like that, huh? Oh, look at the time. I really should be going."
"Kevin, you tease! Don't you dare!"
"Ow, ow, stop it! Hahaha, jeez..."
"This is no laughing matter! I am already embarrassed enough without your jokes."
"Okay, I'm sorry, baby. Hey, Edd?"
"What is it n-AHHH, KEVIN! Oh...oh, my...mmm...ahh...Kevin..."
"Mmmhmm..."
"K-Kev-ah!-vin, I don't think I can...mfph..."
"Don't hide it, babe. I want to hear you."
"Alright...Ah! Ahhh...y-yes! That! Whatever you are doing feels a-amAZING! AHH, KEVIN! K-NNNN! I...I can't..."
"Go ahead, sweetheart. Come for me. Please?"
"Nnnn...! Ah-ahhh! KEVIIIN!"
"...Fifteen minutes later, Kevin's mouth was doing things that could only be described as 'filthy, filthy, filthy,' and Edd was screaming."
