Wife Swap Special Edition

Chapter 4: The Letter

Chapter 4:

The Letter

Less than a week later there was the envelope of Wife Swap in the mail box. Luckily I went out to get the mail today. With that I ran all the way to Jacob's and my cottage where I'd be able to read it in peace, without Dad reading my thoughts constantly. Alice hasn't gotten a vision and has stopped herself from attempting to look into this after my threat.

Dear Renesmee,

we are pleased to inform you that we were so impressed with your entry form and family that we are giving you and the rest of the Cullen family the opportunity to be on our 500th episode in two months time. As it is a very special episode and you have watched a lot of our previous episodes, by the sounds of it you'd know that it's going to be different than the other episodes. This time we have decided that due to your family size we'd finally be able to extend the Wife Swap over a longer period of time. So instead of simply having the Switch for 2 weeks it's going to be for an entire month. Beginning on the first of March.

Esme shall be picked up by a limousine at 8 am on the day, due to her allergy to direct sunlight we're sending her to Vermont, St. Franklin where it is very unlikely not to be cloudy.

As it is a longer period of time than usual, we're allowing one Skype call home per week, 10 minutes for each family member so that it's fair.

Your replacement mother will be Mrs Keira Delany. She too has a rather large family, although not as big as yours, with 7 children.

We look forward to working with you,

The Producers of Wife Swap

I must have sat there for what felt like hours with bug eyes and jaw reaching the floor. In reality it was probably only minutes.

I now have to tell my family, I thought. My nerves were on overdrive and I dreaded having to face them.