Llamas love candy, especially on Tuesdays, even though they are one day away from Wensday. He looked around. He was walking down the street looking for candy venders. Finally he spotted a girl, or was it a boy? The boy, or was it a girl? Whatever it was it was carrying candy so it doesn't matter. He walked up to it. He politely asked it if it would be kind enough to share it's candy with regal necked llama. The boy, or girl rudely refused. *gasp* It refused to share with a princely llama!?!? How dare it! And ONE DAY away from Wensday. The horror! Prince Andre the llama the third stalked away shocked, and poutified. As he was charmingly, princely, nobly, magnificently, walking down the street. He tripped. VERY unprincely like. And in front of the rude it. He picked up his beautifuly slender body, with gracefulness that only Prince Andre the llama the third can carry. His pride crushed beneath his feet, just like his stomach without the candy. He walked home. Alone. With no candy. None. Not even the slightest flake of sugar. To satisfy his aching need. It was terrifying. To terrible to be true. This... This could be a horror movie. Horror movies aren't supposed to be real. But he was in one. This was nearly as bad as loosing his socks. This was nearly as bad as being lost in a toaster. Ohhhhhh.... Ohhhhh.... OHHHHH THE PAIN!!! THE PAIN!! MAKE IT STOP! Because you see if he didn't have candy, then he would have. to. eat. VEGETABLES!!!!!! Which are almost as bad as Wensdays in llama standards. Flower beds are good. But unfortunately his flower bed was out of order. It was still growing. The world was fighting against him today. And it wasn't even WENSDAY!!!!! Why!?!?! Why must this happen to such a good natured llama!?!?!? He passed his still growing flower bed as he walked up the steps.
He was at dinner table now. Eating. CARROTS. Those long orange sticks. They weren't even proper food!!! He was forced to eat his carrots in agony. Because the it has not shared.
One day away from Wensday, is worse then two days away from Wensday, because in one day it will be Wensday. And one is shorter than two. One day away from Wensday, Tuesday, he was forced to eat carrots for dinner. For one it would not share. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL!!!! ALWAYS share candy with regal necked llamas. Even if they have big glasses, and a scar that runs down the left side of their forehead and neck. For you never know how much terror, or carrot eating, that your unsharing will supply.
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Prince Andre the Llama the Third
HumorThis is the story of Prince Andre the llama the third. DO NOT COMMENT ON HIS GLASSES OR SCAR THAT RUNS DOWN THE LEFT SIDE OF HIS FACE AND NECK!!! (he doesn't like it and he's a prince so he can have you beheaded :-) ) He is an orphan llama who cour...
