Why, if you do work in school, do you have to do work at home? Why? WHy? WHY? This is a problem all llamas face. Even Prince llamas. EVEN Prince Andre the llama the thirds. That was what Prince Andre the llama the third was doing, on a sunny Thursday, sitting on his royal red couch, doing his not red (his favorite color) homework with his red pencil that had 'Not Wensday' written on it in an even darker red.
His homework was on the history of toasters! Dun, dun, DUN! *insert horror scream* He wanted to do red scarves, or even kitchens! But the only thing left was courage. So he took it with toasters. <Sorry, sorry, got that a bit confused, chap. After all, it doesn't matter if you're buried alive, as long as you're well dressed. AH, HA, HA! Back to the story!> But the only thing left was toasters. So he took it with courage. And ... he was failing at it. Miserably. It was HORRIFYING!!! And boring. But mostly HORRIFYING *for more information, go to the Wikipedia site on toasters (). No, we aren't kidding. There really is one. We SAW it. It's just as HORRIFYING and boring as he says it 'tis.* He was sitting there, looking at a slice of bread before and after it was burned alive. It was TERRIBLE!!! He cried, comforting the poor slices of bread, saying he understood the pain and suffering that they had experienced. He loved bread, it was his favorite food. He understood it. He too had been shoved into a toaster! Just another reason to hate toasters. He bet that they were invented on a Wensday. OH! The horrifyingnessiess of it all. But he persevered. And got it done. DONE DONE DONE! *insert horror scream*
On a sunny Thursday, it was sunny obviously because Wensday just passed so everyone was happy, and celebrating. That's where the clouds were, they were partying. Anyways..... On a sunny Thursday was the day that Prince Andre the llama the third had to do homework. On history. On the history. On the history of TOASTERS! Thursday was the day after Wensday, so it's supposed to be good. But it wasn't the day he had to do toaster homework. BUT he persevered, and he inspired many with his amazarific, royal, elexstrodanary, regal, outstonishing, awesomesauceness, of homework doing. As only Princes can. The end. For this time at least.......
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Prince Andre the Llama the Third
HumorThis is the story of Prince Andre the llama the third. DO NOT COMMENT ON HIS GLASSES OR SCAR THAT RUNS DOWN THE LEFT SIDE OF HIS FACE AND NECK!!! (he doesn't like it and he's a prince so he can have you beheaded :-) ) He is an orphan llama who cour...
