Prince Andre the Llama the Third

The Special Chapter That Includes Many Animals And Lots Of Books

Prince Andre the llama the third had Grandfather. He didn't even know he had parents! You see he was found in a kitchen sink. Well it's piping at least. A human family called a plumber one day because they're sink wasn't working. When the plumber came in, he found a llama! In the pipes! (one of the reasons he hates kitchens so much) The plumber took him home and raised it as his own. Then he disappeared and Prince Andre the Llama the Third had to live on his own. He was successful. Very successful. One day, a llama came out of nowhere, claiming to be his long-lost Grandllama. It was suspicious. VERY suspicious. BUT he had candy ............ so, he went willingly. Also, it was a Tuesday. His Grandllama's name was Duke Joey the Fifth.
Now it was Thursday. (He had spent the day before [Wensday] in his room so that nothing bad would happen) Time to explore. He bumped into a platypus wearing a fedora named ... Caleb the Platypus. The bump knocked off the platypus's fedora. AND OH MY....It was all our dear, brave prince could do to save his own skin. Sheesh. That platypus LOVES his fedora. He had gone BALLISTIC. He only met Caleb the platypus once, but let me tell you that Prince Andre the llama the third arranged a meeting for this platypus to get his nails cut off. Wait ... Oh, darn it. Platypi don't have nails. Especially platypi-butlers. For that's what he was. His Grandllama's butler.

As he made his way downstairs he saw a slightly open door. Since he was a llama, third, names Andre, plus Prince, he obviously had to let his curiosity get the best of him, and open the door. THE BEAUTIFULNESSIESS OF IT!!!! Behind the door was a library, a HUGE library. It was amazing. But his Grandllama, Duke Joey the fifth, wouldn't let him read one book. Not one!!! Not even for a day! A minute! A second! THE AWFULNESSSSS!!!!! Duke Joey the fifth was so horrid and mean, that he even put a guard dog at the entrance of the library, so that Prince Andre the llama the third couldn't sneak through. WHY? BOOKS ARE THE MEANFULLNESS OF LIFE! DUKE JOEY THE FIFTH MUST BE CRAZY! Dun dun dun! *insert horror scream* What would his best friend (Sonny the camel) think!?!?!?! He LOVES books! With all of his heart!!!! The awfulness of it all.... *sorrowfully shakes head* He was going to have to run away. This awful "no sharing of books place" was to horrible for a Prince of llamas. It may be alright for a Duke, but never a Prince. He packed his things, and tiptoed quietly downstairs, or as quietly as you can when you have hoofs. Unfortunately he wasn't quiet enough, for he woke not only Duke Joey the fifth, but also Zac, the dog who guarded the library! HE RAN FOR HIS LIFE! His Grandllama tried to run after him, but fortunately the guard dog Zac took pity on this regal non bookified Prince llamaness. Zac shoved Duke Joey the fifths head into the toaster as they ran through the kitchen. Prince Andre the llama the third didn't go through the kitchen obviously, he took a short cut. Through the window. Into the bushes. It wasn't a very princely landing, but everyone knows that whatever Prince Andre the llama the third does, is princely. In its own way......