A prince is a llama who overcomes the most difficult and brutal challenges that life throws out. Our prince, Prince Andre the llama the third, overcame the worst of the worst of the worst of difficult and brutal challenges. He overcame his socklessness with bravery and courage that only princes show.
Today was a Monday, two days away from Wensday. Prince Andre the llama the third was doing his landré. He hung up his favorite red scarf. Next, he searched for his socks. They were nowhere to be found. He searched everywhere*. They were nowhere to be found. He even searched on the roof. They liked to play and sunbathe up there. After a long and valiant search, he accepted that they were gone from this world. He sat down and cried. He cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried. And his socks weren't there to comfort him. He cried. He cried some more. Then he stood bravely and walked downstairs barefoot.
Two days away from Wensday is a terrible day for llamas, because in two days, it will be Wensday. It was two days away from Wensday when he lost his socks and bravely accepted the terrible, terrible news. To this day, you must pinch your nose when walking past him, for his sockless feet smell deplorable. (He never wears socks in honor of his lost socks).
*Except the kitchen. (It was later found that they had mysteriously been shoved into the toaster.)
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Prince Andre the Llama the Third
HumorThis is the story of Prince Andre the llama the third. DO NOT COMMENT ON HIS GLASSES OR SCAR THAT RUNS DOWN THE LEFT SIDE OF HIS FACE AND NECK!!! (he doesn't like it and he's a prince so he can have you beheaded :-) ) He is an orphan llama who cour...
