My Dulcet

Part 3.

Hayley was cursing and shouting at me to slow down, so i did.

"What the hell was that for?!" Hayley turn to me her eyes wide and she's panting like she had run a mile her hair was a mess and her face flushed.

"There's a guy who's after me, wait scratch that, there's a guy who caught me taking pictures of him and i think his mad at me and he wants to kill me and put me on the bag throw me to the pacific ocean with a lot of great white sharks and octopus and ahjadkgbkadkhs".

"Stop, your a lot of worst than me." Hayley said while she covers my mouth with left hand she was still not getting it off so i licked it and she slaps me lightly and brushed her hand in my shirt to take my saliva off .

"Eww, yeah real mature Ash, so unladylike ." she still tries to rub it on my shirt with a disgusted look on her face.

"Who say's that i'm a lady ? i have a non-existing dick that lives on my attitude and sticks out when needed wahahahahaha ohhohhohhoh". I laughed at my own joke and Hayley just rolled her eyes and smiled at me.

"So back at the "guy after you for his stolen pictures you took"?". She look at me like a five year old kid waiting for her grandma to tell her a story.

i rolled my eyes and slowly park my car at my drive way, i took my phone out and hand it to her, she knows my password so i just gave it to her and she happily took it and walk inside my house like a boss like she live there.

"Hey!! get back here help me with the bag's!" i shouted at her but she completely ignored me. Great. This is her way to get back at me.

I started taking two bags at a time while Hayley lay on my sofa, scrolling at my phone her feet up and her shoes scattered on the floor.

I rolled my eyes at her and get the four bags left and placed it the kitchen counter.

I moved her feet down and turn the television on. She sat up so fast, her eyes wide and lips hanging open. The next moment my ears were bleeding (literally) She was shouting, squealing and giggling at the same time.

"He's Fucking H-O-T!! oh my god Ash, look at his eyes!! look !!!!" She held my phone at my face so close that my vision doubled.

"Out of my mind, back in five minutes." i said with a robot voice, take note trying to sound like one.

She smack me at my head and laughed her ass out. Ladies and gentlemen i have a possessed best friend.

"In the name of my chocolate muffin topped with chocolate chips, get out of her body, i command you! Get out and i'll make you a lasagna ! Get out of her body now!!" i made a cross using my hands and placed it on her forehead.

Hayley crack up and snorts a few times, she fall down the sofa holding her tummy and laughing so hard that she already has tears on her eyes. It took 5 minutes for Hayley to calm her self down.

When she sat back up the sofa and she look at me in the eyes and smiled ta me.

"I missed you." She said suddenly teary eyed. I hugged her and told her i do too.

"C'mon, I'll cook pork catsu for you and mug cake for dessert." I got up while holding her hand.

Her face suddenly brightens up, and her smile as wide as the saucers. She nodded eagerly like a kid and jumps off the sofa and run to the kitchen.

I shook my head and followed her.