Whis and Lord Beerus oneshots!! (:

Cat and mouse (Lord Beerus x Bulmas adopted sister reader)

*WHEN THE CATS AWAY THE MICE WILL PLAY*

Bulma sighed as she cleaned another dish. Her life was on the boring side lately. Every one was busy with their lives, she felt as if she had no-one to talk to anymore. Bulma frowned and picked up a plate then her phone rang scaring her. She dropped the plate by accident, cursing silently she wiped her hands with a towel and answered the phone. (your-name!) Bulma stated happily. It was her adopted sister, who was a fashion editor and she often traveled around the world. "Oh your taking a break? That's cool! Of course you can come visit! I've missed you so much!" Yes! Bulma thought happily. "Okay! See you soon!" Bulma stated trying to contain her joy. You both said good-bye and Bulma hung up. She glanced around. Now, what are we going to do? Then she saw a dragon ball scanner and she smiled. Perfect! Now an hour later Bulma and you were out looking for a dragon ball in the desert while you were talking about your job. "It's nice and everything but I wish I had a new muse. Something fresh, the same thing over and over gets boring after a while." You stated while looking in a tree. "I know what you mean." Bulma stated hitting the scanner agitated. "okay I think this needs to be repaired." Bulma sighed. "let's head back to the car I know a place we can cool off at." Bulma said while still trying to fix the scanner. You laughed and followed her. At least she hasn't changed. When you reached the car she drove to a nice secluded lake with a waterfall. You both sat down and dunked your feet into the water. Bulma looked peaceful. "This is nice."she stated while closing her eyes. "Yup, it's nice to take a break from everything." You said relaxing. You both smiled and then a loud melodic voice came from no where, scaring you. "Lady Bulma! I just wanted you to know that Lord Beerus and I will be bringing Goku and vegeta back home. I was hoping to try what Goku is calling a banana split." A tick mark appeared on Bulma's head and you knowing your sister covered your ears. WHY CAN'T GOKU USE INSTANT TRANSMISSION? AND VEGETA I KNOW YOU CAN HERE ME! WOULD IT HURT TO CALL YOUR LOVELY WIFE ONCE IN A WHILE!" Goku spoke in a nervous tone. "Sorry Bulma we've been busy training, and I can't use instant transmission right now because I've used up all my kai." Bulma sighed giving up. "All right, I'll go make the banana split. I was enjoying my visit with (your-name!) Bulma stated while standing and putting her shoes on. "(your-name's) their?" Goku asked excited. "Yes she is." Bulma said annoyed she had to repeat herself. You were confused and had  seen searching for the owner of the first voice and Goku. "What's going on?" You asked unsure.  Bulmas eyes widened. "Oh that's right you weren't around during my 38the birthday party. We met two aliens. Ones a tall sweet guy that loves sweets." "Thank-you." Whis said happily. "And the other is a Broody cat alien that gets mad easily." A moment of silence passed before a new voice spoke giving you good and bad chills. "You really Don'T like your planet do you?" The voice said sounded annoyed. Bulma's expression was scared and nervous and slightly frustrated. "I'm sorry Lord Beerus! I meant would you also like a banana split as well?" "Duh, why else would I come?" You were shocked. Someone made Bulma take her words back. Who was this Lord Beerus? "Lord Beerus?" You questioned staring at Bulma. She just smiled, it's a long story. Basically he's another diety like King Kai or Supreme Kai. Except his role is...different." She didn't want to scare you. You smiled you had met supreme Kai, if this Lord Beerus was like him their shouldn't be anything to worry about! "Let's go make some banana splits!" You said with a large grin. Bulma smiled relieved that you didn't ask any more questions. "Yeah!" Thirty minutes later: you both were back at Bulmas house in the kitchen. Thanks to having a her. Two lovely banana splits were made and in the fridge keeping cool. Bulma and you went outside to wait for everyone. "so their all flying here?" You asked. Bulma held a finger to her chin. I think the best way to explain it is that whis is flying and everyone else is holding onto each others shoulders." "Oh, okay." You both waited a few moments then you turned towards Bulma. You were about to ask another question when a voice silenced you. "Hello Bulma." Lord beerus stated. Your eyes grew wide and smoke cleared away revealing a hilarious scene. Bulma and you instantly started laughing. A tall blue skinned man who you assumed was Whis held begets in his arms bridal style. While Goku was behind Whis with what he thought was a serious expression. He really was trying to hard and it made him look funny. Whis sighed. "it's not polite to laugh you know, this is apart of their training. Vegeta needs to loosen up and Goku needs to act more serious." You both stopped laughing and you raised an eyebrow. "Where is Lord Beerus?" You asked confused and slightly disappointed. Was Bulma pulling a prank on you about their being a cat diety? She knew how much you loved cats. "im right here." A voice stated as a purple skinned cat stepped out from behind Whis. He had on light blue pants, a dark blue sash around his waist, a tie looking peice on top of the sash that went down to his knees with diamonds on it, brown shoes with a gold ring around them, and a chest peice that matched the tie. He also had two sets of bracelets on his arms, a necklace, and one gold earing. He was smirking and had his paws on his hips. "Woah." You stated loving his appearance and sense of fashion. Bulma looked at you and smiled. She stared at you for a second then found her voice. "Lord Beerus, Whis, this is my sister (your-name!) She stated proudly. Whis set Vegeta down and bowed slightly. "It's a pleasure to meet you." He said kindly. You smiled. "it's.nice to meet you to. It's refreshing to see you and Lord Beerus know what fashion is." Whis smiled then stared at your out fit. "it's nice to see were not the only ones with a fashion statement." You grinned. "(yourname) is a fashion editor and she's very successful." Bulma said while you flushed. "im still learning." Lord Beerus sniffed the air and walked over to you. He walked around you in a circle sniffing trying to find the source of what he was smelling. He stopped at your left side and leaned in and sniffed your neck. "You smell pleasant. What are you wearing?" You blushed. "A perfume that smells like strawberries." You replied. He grinned satisfied. Then stared at Bulma. "So where are the sundaes?" Bulma sighed. "Follow me." So everyone went in-side and sat down in the living room. Whis ate a bite of his sundae and held his cheek while blushing. "This is delicious!" He praised. Lord Beerus scarfed his down and had some ice cream and banana on his face. Some people might think you were in sain but you found it cute in a weird way. Whis however did not look thrilled. He wrinkled his nose in disgust and looked away. When Whis had finished he asked for more and sadly Bulma didn't have anymore. So she left with Whis, Goku, and vegeta. You didn't feel like going and sat on the couch. Lord Beerus stared at you, then he walked over and laid down on the couch resting his head on your lap. "So comfy." He muttered. So you and Lord Beerus were alone. It was extremely quite. Soon the silence began to kill you. "Lord Beerus, are you asleep?" He had his eyes closed. "No, if I do fall asleep it's for years not minutes." You grew confused. "Why would a diety sleep?" You asked curious, Beerus opened his eyes and stared into yours. He chuckled. "How much do you know about me?" You thought for a moment. "That your a diety who's role is different from king Kai's and Supreme Kai's." He studied you for a moment. "Can you guess what my role is?" You blinked. "Protection?" He snorted. "Try again." "Guidance?" "No." "Charm?" He laughed loudly. "What?" Realizing what you said you looked away. "Nothing, now I wish I knew a God of Destruction so he could kindly put me out of my misery." "Bingo." Lord Beerus stated. "Huh?" You were confused. He smirked showing his teeth. "IM the God of Destruction." "What?" You said fearfully. In an instant he had you pinned against the couch and was straddling your hips. "Did you honestly believe my role was similar to the Kai's of creation? Foolish girl, my power and nature succeeds those idiots." You were trembling, he smiled. "Do you wish to die? Simply because you were embarrassed?  It would be easy and painless." He brought his hand to your forhead. He positioned his fingers like he was about to flick your forehead. You started crying and Beerus sighed. He removed his hand and leaned his head forward and was an inch away from your face. "Don't worry I won't hurt you. I've come to like this planet and the people. So your all safe from my terror. Especially the food." He stated in a bored tone. You wouldn't stop crying and he grew annoyed. He cleared his throat and grabbed you by the waist. He laid your head on his lap and gently pet your head. It was surprisingly soothing. When you stopped crying beerus decided to speak. "Better?" "Much." You stated. You raised your head and looked into his eyes. "So you come here for the food?" He nodded. "Earth has the best food ive ever tasted." "oh." You
Said in understanding. "You know in all my years. I've never calmed someone down so easily. Perhaps, I've gotten soft." He stated narrowing his eyes. "That's not it." You replied. "Oh, what is it then?" "I love cats." You stated simply. He laughed. You stared at Lord Beerus. He's really attractive. Sure he can be intimidating, but I don't know.. "Lord Beerus, do you not have someone Speacil in your life?" He looked shocked by your question then he sighed. "I have Whis." You laughed. "That's not what I meant." He laughed to. "Why, are you interested?" You leaned forward and kissed him on his cheek. "Maybe." You winked. Then you got up and walked away. Beerus smirked liking your new found confidence. Bulma and everyone came back and you left to go dress shopping. Whis had some ice cream in his hand and sat down next to Lord Beerus. Beerus got up and started to walk in the  direction you went. "Lord Beerus where are you going?" Beerus turned towards Whis and grinned. "To get my mouse." Beerus left everyone shocked and confused by his words.

Twenty minutes later:
Beerus found you outside a store in a new (fav. Color) dress. He liked it. He walked forward and grabbed your waist and threw you over his shoulder. He started walking down the street. "Where are we going Lord  Beerus?" You questioned. "On a date, mouse." You squeked. "Mouse?"

You two enjoyed your date and more followed. Over the course of two years you both fell in love. You got married and in your eyes Beerus was your protector, your guidance, and your very handsome Cat diety.