Whis and Lord Beerus oneshots!! (:

Whis x Reader Let me take a Selfie! (Of your worst moments!)

You were smiling to yourself like a maniac. It was around 7:30 pm, You were currently at Lord Beerus's temple hiding across from the bathing room waiting for Whis to emerge. You had your camera ready and were determined to get his picture. How had you gotten yourself in this predicament? Well, lets go back to early this morning.

7:00 Am (this morning)

You flipped through your scrap book laughing evilly. You had pictures of people doing things they wouldn't normally do, as in Vegeta smiling or Goku looking at an adult magazine on purpose. Your favorite was a picture of Lord Beerus playing with a kitten. You couldn't really fight so blackmail was something you had chosen to fall back on. You went through the list of everyone and noticed you had pictures of everyone except for Whis. Wow, how did that happen?

I've been here for a few days already..I guess it just slipped my mind. You thought while checking your scrap book again to make for sure you didn't have a Whis picture. You didn't. You smiled. Well, I know what I'm doing today! You thought snapping the scrap book shut and reaching for your camera.

You grinned and thought about something to use against Whis. Truly the thought of ever trying to black mail Whis made you a little sad. He was such a charming fellow. Never the less you may need it someday. So you thought for a moment and decided what the perfect photo of Whis would be.

Aha! Whis hasn't been seen with his hair down! You smirked. Well, its about time the world see's it. You walked from room to room trying to be sneaky and hunt for Whis. He was no where to be found of course. You sighed. It was now 9:00 am, you had been searching for two hours. You groaned then snapped your fingers. You ran to the kitchen and started preparing a large ice cream sundae. No surprise as soon as you had a large bowl of Chocolate ice cream with whipped topping and sprinkles Whis appeared out of thin air. He smiled.

"Would you mind making another one?" He asked curious. You smiled. "Sure!" You made him one and ate yours while sneaking glances at Whis. How am I going to pull this off? You thought to yourself watching Whis devour his sundae while blushing and moaning, you looked away trying to block him out. He had no idea how he sounded right now, it was making your face turn red. Stupid perverted mind! Why was this lovable tall man so damn absent minded? You sighed then ate the last bite of your sundae. Whis had put a cherry on his with out you knowing he ate it then brought out the stem. Your eyes widened and your mouth hung open. Whis had carelessly tooken the stem out and stared at it for a moment observing his work. That stem had three knots in it. "What the hell?" You shouted. Whis stared at you a little confused.

"Is something wrong (your-name?)" Damn right there was! "You can tie knots in a cherry stem." You stated dumb founded. "Oh, this? I do this for fun, well it's like a bad habit really. Why? Does it mean something significant?" Whis asked sounding curious. You sighed. "Yes it does! Tieing one knot in the stem is great, it means your a great kisser. However, you! You showoff tied three knots! So that means your an excellent kisser!" You huffed. Whis smiled. "Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem?" He asked curiously. You blinked, you honestly had no clue. "I don't know." You stated. Whis opened the fridge and got out a cherry.

He ate the cherry making you frown, then he handed you the stem. You sighed then placed the stem in your mouth and tried to knot it. It was extremely difficult and you were getting frustrated. You calmed yourself down and tried again. Surprising yourself you made two knots in the stem after thirty minutes of trying. You pulled it out and stared and smiled. I did okay! Whis grinned. "It seems that you are an amazing kisser (Your-name)" You flashed him a grin of victory. He smiled then you heard a very loud "Whis!" It was Lord Beerus who was going to be taking a one year nap soon. You were here to keep Whis company while.Lord Beerus slept and because you wanted to be here with him. Whis Sighed. "Excuse me (your-name) I'll be right back."